existing

Jasmine || Princess & Flower ||

[crack-smoker]

Aries: has no chill

Taurus: has too much chill

Gemini: needs to shut the fuck up

Cancer: won't stop crying

Leo: keeps checking the mirror

Virgo: talks while you listen to your fave song ????

Libra: wears too much makeup

Scorpio: has a boner

Sagittarius: probably snorts paprika for fun

Capricorn: cleans too much or not enough

Aquarius: ditches babies

Pisces: needs rehab

[far-ahead]

Hi

[the-fashion-alba]

[porz-deactivated20150219]

nice save

[phllotes]

[longful]

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

[blackgirlsreverything]

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t...

[essenaoneill-deactivated2015102]

[stability]

life hack: spend your student loans on new clothes. you’ll still be just as poor and you’ll look a lot better

[neonkontra]

[hiphoplaboratory]

[kira-and-babytj]

Artfully explained

[lovefool-mp3]

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

[far-ahead]

[travelingcolors-deactivated2020]

[ilaurens]

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[kth1-main]

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

[felicidadeadois]