sounds of laughter, shades of life

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[no1straightally]

[rate-my-reptile]

Fear The Man Who Comeths

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[official-bae-deactivated2019082]

👏 DON'T 👏 DEAD 👏 OPEN 👏 INSIDE👏

[myrosecolouredgirl]

did anybody ever know what was going on with education standards in hogwarts

like aside from math being a FUCKING ELECTIVE, is what lockhart’s second years learned completely different from what lupin’s second years learned? and like what were the OWL and NEWT scores for lockhart’s year? did snape cover the same material as slughorn because there was at least some bare bones standards for what had to be covered every year? were transfiguration and charms and herbology the only classes to be graded consistently and fairly? did anyone actually know what they were doing? was dumbledore just playing video games up in his office?

[doncdesole]

I laughed way harder than i should have 

[onlytwitterpics]

[eggfactor]

me absolutely everytime.

[screenshotsofdespair]

via ianbremmer

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[stability]

[octopussoir-]

[memewhore]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

IM SCREAMING

[123rewind-archive-deactivated20]

the pillow

[maureensadoll]

[stability]

[slimetony]

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[serotnin]

being self-aware enough to realize you’re being irrational but still not being able to stop anything

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[strontiumlullaby]

You’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the method of communicating from ship to ship via flags.