[whitepeopletwitter]

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[aidashakur]

Something about a man bringing me back nothing when I said I didn’t want nothing don’t sit right with me.

[akirv-deactivated20200816]

lmfaooo

[santas-clauze]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[snailbeille]

Tumblr is so funny, cause every once in a while, someone will roll up, reblog your entire blog, and then disappear back into the void they came from without so much as a follow

[beardyoakenshield]

[animals-addiction]

[theweirdwideweb]

The people protesting to open businesses up don’t want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[maggielovesotters]

[love-personal]

[toofemmetofunction]

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[closet-keys]

quizzes are like “who is your favorite celebrity” and my options are 8 people I don’t recognize at all and one who I actively hate