CRACKHEAD TIME

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Werewolves are closeted furries

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Spotify ads be like

Have you ever been tired of not saving money?

*Scream*

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Me: whip cream is just crunchy milk

My Friend: Cottage Cheese is just milk orbeez

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where are you getting crunchy whip cream what the fuck.........

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Walmart

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What would happen if you bite someone’s Adam’s apple and it makes a crunching noise, like an apple?

And how hard does one have to bite??

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During Uno today…

My friend: *Lays down a wild card* Eight!

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Bede stans have no rights

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Your tongue is always touching some part of you, therefore you are always licking yourself.

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If you touch your tongue with your tongue, are you licking your self?

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Me: whip cream is just crunchy milk

My Friend: Cottage Cheese is just milk orbeez

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Fingers are posable worms

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Ok hear me out…

Masterchef but instead of good recipes and cooks, it’s just a bunch of people trying to get their bad Tasty recipes past Gordon Ramsey.