Crackinois

Musings from the doghouse

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This picture makes me utter unsexy guttural noises

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Some badass ladies (many of whom inspire me every single day to keep fighting) marching for all of us. Stand tall and stand proud ladies, keep on pushing for justice and equality!

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EVERY PAGE IS BLANK

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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

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I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

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The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

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”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

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“Some guy a few houses down barricaded himself in his house with an assault rifle. Fortunately, they got him (or he gave himself up) without any shots fired or anyone getting hurt.” - SgtScheisskopf

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#sasha being her gorgeous self on shameless (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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I think the new standard apology needs to be unfuck you instead of I’m sorry.

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Just be yourself.

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Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?

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Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?

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OH SHIT.

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There is no Irene. There is only Moriarty. And Moriarty is never gonna change.

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Sasha Alexander laughed behind the scenes.

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Don't fuck this up, America.

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