Incorrect Harry Potter

Incorrect Harry Potter, I'll try my best to make it as crackish as I possibly can Btw, if it isn't obvious by this blog's layout, I'm a Slytherin lmao (Sideblog)

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Ron: Why are you on the floor? Harry: I'm depressed. Harry: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hermione to help out, please?

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Random person: How many kids do you have? Hermione: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Harry: This is all my fault Draco: Impressive work, I gotta say Harry: You're supposed to comfort me Draco: You got a talent in fucking things up Harry: I rescind my comment

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Hermione: Ron and I are having a baby. Harry: That's gre- Hermione, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

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Draco: If there was an alternate version of me, who was basically the same, would you love him? Harry: I'd rather you ask me if I'd love you as a worm...

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Hermione: And you're confident your plan will work? Harry: I mean, if it doesn't, there's always plan B... Ron: And what would that involve? Harry: ... let's just make sure the first plan works

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Lily: You'd think I'd have a dog by the way you greet me... James: I missed you! Lily: Yes, that would explain why you jumped me at the door

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Harry: Sometimes, I feel like you take great joy in being difficult Draco: With you Harry: Pardon? Draco: I like being difficult with you. Only you Harry: That's... Not better

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Draco: *Babbling about Harry* Voldemort: Voldemort: Lucius...? Lucius: Yes, my Lord? Voldemort: I'm afraid that your son is gonna kill me if I kill Potter, would you mind too much if I just kidnap Potter and then get him married to your son? Lucius: I think you'd be my son's hero, if you did that. He's been wanting to marry Potter since he was five...

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*6th year, after Ron kisses Lavender* Hermione: Can you give me a hug? Harry: Sure, just, let me prepare myself... Hermione: Pardon? Harry: Emotionally, not physically! Hermione: Pardon? Harry: ...actually, where do I put my arms again? Hermione: Never mind. I'll give you the hug

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Draco: We need to pretend to hate each other Harry: We are very publicly married Draco: We can make it work Harry: I really don't think we can

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*During Horcrux Hunt* Harry: Is this your plan B? Hermione: Technically, this is plan P Ron: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Hermione: Yes, but Harry marries Malfoy in plan M Harry: I kinda like plan M... Ron: Hermione: Ron: Mate...What the fuck? Hermione: Let's stick with Plan P, 'cause we would have to go and kidnap Malfoy for the Plan M to work out Ron: You can't actually be serious that you would get Harry married to Malfoy!

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Imagine they are fleeing Malfoy Manor and then you hear Harry Potter scream.

"PLAN M! Plan M! Someone grab my husband"

Lucius and Bellatrix are like, "Where? If we capture Harry Potters husband, we can torture and kill him"

Draco is like "What, where?" But in a devasted way because he had hopes and dreams

Then, everyone is shocked when Dobby grabs Draco and disappears. Then it's a stand off with Harry and Ron looking at Lucius and Bellatrix

(Hermione was taken before Draco)

Now it's awkward 😳 😐 😅

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[after they all apparate]

harry: okay draco i know this might sound insane but i need-

draco: yes

harry: you to-

draco: yes

harry: marry

draco: yes

harry: me…

draco: yes!

harry:

draco:

ron:

hermione:

dobby: ^{ 0_0 }^

draco:

draco: well? are you gonna kiss me or what??

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Love how you guys are adding to it, please keep going!

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Voldemort: Any last words, Potter? Harry: ksjefgnoaiklmfesgosnk Voldemort: The fuck?

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Part 1? Of Plan M

Based on this text post that I laughed at for like 20 mins

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OMG I JUST FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!!

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Luna: I'm having evil thoughts Ginny: Like intrusive thoughts? Luna: No Luna's Thoughts: What if I went to sleep after 10pm?

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Draco: You know nothing about me Harry: What. What does that mean. Is there- is there more to you?? What do you mean nothing????? I know too much about you-

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Harry: Remind me, whose bright idea was this again? Hermione: Yours????? Harry: Ah, right... why did no one stop me? Hermione & Ron: WE TRIED!

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