human wreckage

they should invent nose warmers

scarf.

if we were both frogs would u sit on a lilypad with me? 🥺👉👈

you ok beeba? youve been doing alot of romantic posts

and yes

this holiday i would like to be someone's bitch (affectionate)

you will be a pillow. best offer

how tf do some men have bigger thighs than me

any hot man with tiddies and big thighs can sit on me for all i care. i will squeeze your tiddies. i will jiggle your thighs. you cannot stop me.

no touch the moobs, they are mine to squeeze

I wish I were friend shaped but I'm just shaped 😔

dayoldpepsi

Embrace the play dough you are and become friend shaped!

im small

small is friend shaped.

2012:i wanna go to space 2013:i wanna be an artist 2014:i wanna be a driver 2015:i wanna be a mechanic 2016:food is nice 2017:sleep is nice 2018:i wanna die 2019:can i die yet? 2020:please, just fucking kill me 2021:fuck.

2022:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dropkickwritersblock

Write a piece about two assassins trying to kill each other

probablybadrpgideas

To defeat the lich, the party must collect the ancient runes of

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fuck, i got kung pow penised.

toastbutteregg

my brain laser etches the bad memories into 20 foot steel and the good memories are a loose collection of sand on a massage chair.

A villain that asks their nemesis for their pronouns

coldwarkids

“damn ya ass fat, whats ya pronouns?”

Not what I meant

im sorry, but i sat here and imagined the green goblin screaming that at spiderman (specifically tom hollands spiderman)

i-am-a-snom

cc õ )___\ Not to brag, but I know some pretty big words.

cc û )___\ Like "whilst"

cc .)___\ And "tubular".

cc •)___\ Oh, and "onomatopoeia".

thebonepirate

i don't even know otamotapedia

i-am-a-snom

cc •)___\ It's pretty much when a noise is spelt or visualized.

cc • )___\ Think comics for an example.

so. are you telling me, that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA is an onomatopoeia?

dankmemeuniversity

heh. Y O I N K

pukicho

Can you guys stop making my ask box look like the comment section underneath a baby sensory video please I beg you

no.

writing-prompt-s

In a world where everyone has a superpower, you have alchemy. Your actions have birthed a new phrase, “those who create are far more dangerous then those who destroy.”

Who knew 2 pounds of cheese and a rat named Charles could be the recipe for a nuclear bomb?

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“

it’s not even “i hate this pairing” it’s “this dynamic has a huge amount of entertainment potential but specifically if it were to burst in flames like the hindenburg”

i evergreen it.

tumblr is special because [incorrect answers only pls]

@recycled-water-bottle replied:

we are all 5 year old girls in a ring making each other flower rings while discussing whether or not rats would be ready for consumption after 2 minutes in the air fryer