Something.

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[sapphireicecream]

🎤

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

oh this one resonated huh

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

thats too much resonating. thats too much. you can stop now

[rebornofstars-deactivated202510]

no. no!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!! lock the fuck in and CLOSE TUMBLR EVERYBODY

[wrenanigans]

okay *opens discord*

[akilah12902]

Alex Rider Gets A Holiday (Enforced By Assassin)

a commission drawn by the lovely and incomparable @hehearse <3

unrestrained summer fun, everyone.

[freesirius4life]

I love how 2 out the three pictures have Yassen silently killing a would be assailant in the background.

Which makes the “Something is going to happen” brooding in the second picture even funnier because things *do* keep happening….Yassen is just taking care of it before it reaches Alex.

I smile every time I see this post come across my dash cause it’s perfect.

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[chrimzen]

Allergies would sound a lot cooler if we called them Sacred Oaths or Binding Pacts.

"Apologies, but I am incapable of ingesting shellfish, lest the invisible hand of my patron constrict my airways until I succumb to a lack of oxygen."

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

‎

[buqbite]

run away

[themaninyourcomputer]

I love you, George Takei.

[deadrobinsclub-est1988]

Agent Cody Banks: I’m a Cool Teenage Spy!!! I work for the CIA!! Sometimes I have to sneak off and go rogue because my handlers don’t trust a child to deal with grown up problems :((( But everything turns out alright in the end :). I get to kick ass, save the world, and run off into the sunset with Hillary Duff! SICK AF SPY GADGETS!!!

Alex Rider: MI6 has stolen my childhood. I’m an indentured servant to the government. Every single adult in my life has been complicit in my abuse, neglect, and reckless endangerment. I was groomed to be the perfect spy by the man who has raised me since infancy. I have survived torture and assassination attempts. Everyday I grapple with the blood that stains my hands as I try to hold on to the shreds of my innocence. Sick AF spy gadgets

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[proodence]

oh okay this is just screaming Yassen Gregorovich

[melonpan22]

we at mi6 prioritize diversity. one of our agents is a child

[lauriemarch]

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

[cherriielle]

claimed by the sea 🔱