profess your love unto me bitches

I raised this fatass fandom dude from perdition and now he won't stop following me gonna blog about it (Crackstiel RP)

[cracksstiel-blog]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-OOO-OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[cracksstiel-blog]

well that was a fun crack session

and now to log off and forget to come back for 

a month

or so

(no but i'll try and be on more often - i feed off crack like a dementor)

if you need me i'll be on my main cas

probably

unless i forget about him too

/sobs

sorry guys

stay fabulous

[cracksstiel-blog]

∞ all day every day

you want the d

[cracksstiel-blog]

+soldierstandard

why standard

why not *~FABULOUS~*

[mischievouslyinnocent-blog]

Send an ∞ if you want me

[craycassssssssssssssssssssssssss]

I like how nobody talks about the fact that Sheriff Jody Mills 

was Zack and Cody’s mom

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-Sniffles- B-but.. What if he left me?

then you’re screwed

[cracksstiel-blog]

hey babe

hey

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+itslevi-oh-sah

it's potayto

not potahto

fucking bitch insulting my irish roots you can fuck right off back to england

[cracksstiel-blog]

+siehenefadeh

how the fuck am i meant to pronounce that without sounding like i've bit my tongue clean off

[cracksstiel-blog]

+demonicdarknessinsideyou

ask me out to dinner first god

[cracksstiel-blog]

+ofmetalandstitchskin

hey babe 

how you doin'

[cracksstiel-blog]

+thexsecretkeeper

one time i ate the whites out of the oreos

and then put them back in the packet

[cracksstiel-blog]

+thebringerofsilence

shh lil mamma lemme whisper in yo ear

[cracksstiel-blog]

+odditiesandobscenities

you look familiar

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+hopelessnessandfaith

bend down

or over

idc but get to eye level this is fucking ridiculous man

[cracksstiel-blog]

+imjustawaitressimnobody

omg this is like the movie prometheus

somethings gonna come buRSTING OUT OF YOUR STOMACH AND WRIGGLE ITS NASTY ASS TENTACLES ERR'WHERE

AND THEN WE'LL ALL

D I E