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@crane-summoner
Thy entrance upon mine construct yard is unexpected, thou may cast thy gaze upon thee many constructs, or thou may peruse thee many pages of thee construct manual if thou wishes upon thee obtainment of thee knowledge of the construct arts.
If thou remain within mine construct yard, don thy helmet of construct as well as thy vest of reflection.
Thee construct yards art not safe forth thee untrained.
In accordance to thee guidings of thee Construct Manual, thee utilization of explosive spells art prohibited without obtainment of thee proper licensing.
Thou art required to utilize tools of hand forth thee clearing of obstacle.
Museum of Wizardry, thee construct wizard thou hired forth thee construct of thou expanding of thee wing of the direction east is before thou.
I hast come to engage in discussion with thou in regards to thine request of thy exhibit “Pit to Hells”.
Mine apprentices art weary of thee development of such a hazard and hast cast strike until thee addition of hazardous payment to thee contract. Will thou accept thee demands or shalt mine apprentices cease thee construct of thy pit?
Gretyngs from the Museum! Oure hertes art filled withe greate sorough to hearen newes of thine apprentises strike. I am thankfull that non of thine apprentises hath sufferd gret harm. Hit is fortunate the Wysard Counseil hath been verrei unnithing, and hath yevene further moneies for thy "hazardous payment". Hit woulde fille oure hertes withe greate joie to make that chaunge to thy contract.
Mine apprentices shalt construct thee remainder of thee wing of thee direction east, once hazardous payment mayst be made of availability thee “Pit to Hells” will be constructed.
Oure tresoresse hath made the chaunge, and hazardous payment wille flote frely to thou and thine apprentises.
Thou “Pits to hells” hast been construct to completion.
A singular of mine apprentises hast fallen into thee pit. Tidings of Fortune, thee apprentice was prevented from thee fall through dual portals. Tidings of misfortune, thee portals art stacked in thee pit and thee apprentice hast been locked within an indefinite loop of falling.
With tidings worsening, thee wizard council hast denied mine request to save them.
Thine pit to hells hast thee terror screams of mine apprentice echoing outwards.
It has been added to the construction manual that opening rifts to alternative dimensions while summoning cranes is prohibited and can result in having your crane summoning license taken away.
On a completely related topic, the apprentice who opened a rift to my dimension and accidentally swapped this dimensions crane summoner with me will have their apprenticeship revoked.
Thy crane summoner from thee alternative dimension hast returned to thee realm of which they came.
Apprentice B’rk O’lee hast been removed from thee program and hast been put upon thee council of labour.
It has been added to the construction manual that opening rifts to alternative dimensions while summoning cranes is prohibited and can result in having your crane summoning license taken away.
On a completely related topic, the apprentice who opened a rift to my dimension and accidentally swapped this dimensions crane summoner with me will have their apprenticeship revoked.
Once upon thy crane thou art advised to attach thy harness as thee height of thou crane exceeds thee height of fall reduction runes. Injury occurred through fall art covered by insurances nae longer.
As per thee construct manual, tis prohibited to utilize thy apprentices forth thy construct project as bones art ill-suited forth use as materiel.
Thou art required to obtain thy Necromancy Construct Certification beforeth thou mayst utilize bones forth construct. (See chapter 98 “Unconventional Materials”)
Museum of Wizardry, thee construct wizard thou hired forth thee construct of thou expanding of thee wing of the direction east is before thou.
I hast come to engage in discussion with thou in regards to thine request of thy exhibit “Pit to Hells”.
Mine apprentices art weary of thee development of such a hazard and hast cast strike until thee addition of hazardous payment to thee contract. Will thou accept thee demands or shalt mine apprentices cease thee construct of thy pit?
Gretyngs from the Museum! Oure hertes art filled withe greate sorough to hearen newes of thine apprentises strike. I am thankfull that non of thine apprentises hath sufferd gret harm. Hit is fortunate the Wysard Counseil hath been verrei unnithing, and hath yevene further moneies for thy "hazardous payment". Hit woulde fille oure hertes withe greate joie to make that chaunge to thy contract.
Mine apprentices shalt construct thee remainder of thee wing of thee direction east, once hazardous payment mayst be made of availability thee “Pit to Hells” will be constructed.
maybe i shouldn’t be in wizard work i fuck up again and again and just like. have to go home after. used the eternal liquid in a potion today. the liquid was not supposed to be eternal. our little gnome couldn’t siphon it off and almost died. i should go fireball myself.
Doth thou knowth how many of mine apprentices hast failed? All. And yet, they keep going.
Every of thou failures art steps toth success, if thou art 100 failures from success how eager would thou be to fail?
PSA: if you have an ancient amulet , please feed it regularly !!
i keep stealing ones which depreciated in value due to neglect :(
Thou happenst toth stolen mine amulet. Twas gifted to I by mine Father and it hast refused all sustenance since he passed on. I must ask thou return mine amulet at once, lest I call upon thee ancient ones toth settle thee dispute.
apprentice just lost my airship. how in the FUCK do you LOSE
a FUCKING AIRSHIP
I hast found thy vessel of the air, and I shalt summon it to thou location repaired to full. As forth thy apprentice, thy crashed into mine crane and thee apprentice is now excavating mine quarry by hand. Once thee debt hast been repaid I will have them returned.
Thou art advised to obtain runes of smog resistance forth thy helmet. Upon thee summoning of thy crane thee force of a 30 metre crane hitting thee ground may pierce subterranean pockets of Miasma, Smog, or Fumes, of (nay restricted to); Amnesia, Madness, and Toxicity.
If thou pierce a pocket containing within any hazard thou art required to act within manual accordance
(Observe Construct Safety Manual page 362)
I’m gonna open a portal to the elemental plane of screws and bolts to get ammo for my slingshot.
Could I have just cast bolt barrage? Sure, but it ain’t as scampish that way.
Thou dare attempt entry upon mine plane? Dare theft upon mine materiel? Dare to go against the construct UNION?!
Thou will be punished within accordance to thee old books!
I CAST SUMMONING OF OSHA!
It must be recognized, if thy crane is structurally unstable, thou may suffer thee consequences of having thy construct permit revoked by OSHA (Occult Summoning Health Agency) in addition to a fine. Within thee possibility thou crane collapses thou will experience thee gravest punishment in thee books.
Confiscation of thou Construct Staff.
As per thee guiding’s of thee Construct Manual, attainment of runes of protection art necessity forth thy shielding against thee dangers of thy construct field.
Thou may attain thee afore runes from spell merchants or thee Construct Workers Guild offers weaker runes forth members.
my birthday is coming up in a couple of months!! joyous day!
May thou hast a very excitable day of birth. I shalt send a gift on thee day. Watch thy head,
I eagerly awaiten your gift on my birthday crane summoner! Will it perchance be a rather tall winged animal known for it's long legs and neck?
It shalt be tall and of a yellow hue. Watch thy head in thee coming days, it shalt appear in thee field or forest near thou.
this shall be the best birthday in my 84000 years on this earth
Thee timer wast assembled incorrectly and thee spell wast cast ahead of schedule. Thy gift is arriving now within thee south field.
oh goodness me I'm not ready to be a father!
I hast not heard from thou in time, doth thou enjoy thy Crane or shalt I deconstruct?
I am in lobe 🥺
Wrong crane, thou must observe at least 47 degrees to thou left
HOLY SHIT!!!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL LAD
Not that fowl, observe the degree that is 125 degrees to thou left.
my birthday is coming up in a couple of months!! joyous day!
May thou hast a very excitable day of birth. I shalt send a gift on thee day. Watch thy head,
I eagerly awaiten your gift on my birthday crane summoner! Will it perchance be a rather tall winged animal known for it's long legs and neck?
It shalt be tall and of a yellow hue. Watch thy head in thee coming days, it shalt appear in thee field or forest near thou.
this shall be the best birthday in my 84000 years on this earth
Thee timer wast assembled incorrectly and thee spell wast cast ahead of schedule. Thy gift is arriving now within thee south field.
oh goodness me I'm not ready to be a father!
I hast not heard from thou in time, doth thou enjoy thy Crane or shalt I deconstruct?
I am in lobe 🥺
Wrong crane, thou must observe at least 47 degrees to thou left
