GUMBROTH THE BENEVOLENT

WIZARD, 84347 YEARS OLD, LIVE LAUGH LOVE, unreality blog!!!

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

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I sneezed and the fairy dust got on my Sylvanian families and now they're getting divorced #notgood

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FIREBALL FIREBALL FIREBALL FURBALL FUCK ACK HCKK ACK 🧶

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trying to create marketing material for my tome business but my computer keeps lighting on fire #fuckpremierpro

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I love being a wizard I love my apprentice I love my cool dragon that HATES ME live laugh love

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on the bus rn because I believe in the importance of public transport and also my dragon is asleep now he's sleeping and I im scared to wake him to go to Tesco

[the-mighty-dalob]

If you are scared about waking up your own bonded dragon you might want to think hard about your relationship with them...

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

he is not bonded with me we simply have an agreement I bring him fish and he takes me to Milton Keynes Tesco ✨✨✨✨

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I'm a wizard on a train because I believe in the importance of public transport and also my dragon is sleeping I don't want to wake him up to go to Tesco I I'm scared

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on the bus rn because I believe in the importance of public transport and also my dragon is asleep now he's sleeping and I im scared to wake him to go to Tesco

[twinkwizard69]

Dont talk to me or my homunculus or my homunculuse’s homunculus ever again!

WERE DONE!

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

casting difficult spells rn nobody like comment and subscribe nobody even breathe

[twinkwizard69]

How about that weather, huh?

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haha I know right! WAIT HUH?? NO NO NO NO NO-

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casting difficult spells rn nobody like comment and subscribe nobody even breathe

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

how many wizards does it take to replace a lightbulb? the answer is NONE HAHA! we summon our apprentices to do it for us FOR FREE WORK EXPERIENCE

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Oh, and you came up with that all by yourself? No reference to prior spellcraft? Manually acquired all the reagents? Pressed your own paper, ground your own ink, grew your own food to sustain yourself as you worked?

The truth of modern wizardry is that everything runs on friendship to some degree. Practitioners who embrace this get stronger very quickly; it's why magical girls are running circles around us power level wise nowadays.

[mismedleym]

i just really wanted to draw a wizard i don’t know what to tell you

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

no one can afford to move or live anymore since the dread litch drove up housing prices with land speculation

[gumbroth-the-benevolent]

happy pride to those who celebrate and to those who don't celebrate happy FIREBALL, FIREBALL, DAMP PILLOW, FIREBALL