(∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

just a wizard apprentice trying to become a full-blown wizard pyrophoric conjuration track any pronouns ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗

[bigbitchwhackademia]

genuinely insane to me that none of the other apprentices in the tower are afflicted with curses. APPARENTLY waiting for the darkness to eventually take you ISNT NORMAL!!!!!

[bigbitchwhackademia]

fellow wizards slash wizards in training how do deal when one of your potions has not turned fruitful for several weeks. because personally im about to burn this tower to the ground.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[hyper-lynx]

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

[scilas]

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

[bigbitchwhackademia]

bro how are u gonna be NOT EVEN A FULLY REALIZED CREATION talking back to your wizard master??? mr half formed homunculus here sure has a lot to say for such a tiny vocabulary!!!!

[italianwizard]

You'd think that only the dumbest wizard in the world would be so bad at teaching magic that their apprentice fireballs himself in the face. That is, until you get an apprentice yourself

[bigbitchwhackademia]

runes beyond my FUCKING comprehension!!!!!!!!!!! constraints ive never HEARD OF!!!!!!!!!! the leviathan is APPROACHING!!!!!!!!

[bigbitchwhackademia]

i do not dream of labor GODDDDDDD i do not dream of labor

[bigbitchwhackademia]

setting my whole shit aflame

[bigbitchwhackademia]

conjuring the wise ball of eight to elucidate if this shaking in my chest is something to be concerned about. and if my master will allow me to be sick tomorrow.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

uh.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

conjuring the wise ball of eight to elucidate if this shaking in my chest is something to be concerned about. and if my master will allow me to be sick tomorrow.

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[bigbitchwhackademia]

why are they giving me an underling to train!!! im barely an apprentice myself!!!!!!!!

[bigbitchwhackademia]

maybe i shouldn’t be in wizard work i fuck up again and again and just like. have to go home after. used the eternal liquid in a potion today. the liquid was not supposed to be eternal. our little gnome couldn’t siphon it off and almost died. i should go fireball myself.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Hey. Hey. Fucking up again and again does not mean you shouldn't be in wizard work. Are you learning? Are you having fun? Does your mastery of the arcane grow little by little with every passing day? Then keep at it. Worse wizards than you are doing a shittier job with way more confidence.

...or so I've heard, anyway.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

*sniff* thanks wizard of interesting failure, i really needed to hear that <|:”)

[bigbitchwhackademia]

maybe i shouldn’t be in wizard work i fuck up again and again and just like. have to go home after. used the eternal liquid in a potion today. the liquid was not supposed to be eternal. our little gnome couldn’t siphon it off and almost died. i should go fireball myself.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

some of the old wizards are abandoning their towers and so we got to look at their glassware. these pieces are as tall as i am. there are springs. quicksilver everywhere. what fucking mad mage commissioned these. what are these FOR.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

Bro how are you gonna have beef with the biotic wizards you know ONE spell and its chain lightning

[bigbitchwhackademia]

ok maybe he knows one more. sinus congestion.

[bigbitchwhackademia]

Bro how are you gonna have beef with the biotic wizards you know ONE spell and its chain lightning