bros before dinos

above ground dwelling pissed off mermaid she/they

[httpluto]

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

[cranklebiters]

just realised in the last year ive gone from living unhappily with a friend in a rented house to buying my own home getting a boyfriend that adores me and now im having both his babies lol

[cranklebiters]

been a busy old week tbh, its not everyday you find out you're nearly 5 months pregnant with twins 🤰🏻v excited thoooo 💖💖

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

don’t make fun of me i’ll die

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[theflavourofyourlips]

[africanaquarian]

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[thekwikemart]

[fedorathexplorer]

why are burns and smithers on the ceiling

[vastblueexpanse]

wow it must be so nice to b skinny. U wear some stupid shit . everyone: #looks

[smallkenma-deactivated20150202]

[casgirl]

No offense but when will a nice boy with a pretty smile and good arms carry me away from this bullshit

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

[ulibeanzz]

by all memes necessary

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[thehauntingofjulia]

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

[goldenaltar]

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted