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You motherfucker Now all my haikus end with Refrigerator

(via @USSJoin‬)

over-engineered

its more than a state of mind

its a lifestyle. douche.

(via @buzzedword)

Don't touch!

Keep out of my code You sniveling little jerk Or I’ll kick your ass

ain't no mo' milk

this is some bullshit there's no more milk. what the fuck. fuck it. eat it dry.

Google is no help The Internet is broken Where are my damn keys?

Do you really think another tracking pixel is beneficial?

Three sandwiches later

Ever skip lunch because “No cheese” is too difficult? Yeah, THAT kind of day.

Advances

What the fuck is that? Get it away from me now! Sick motherfucker.

We’ll soon prove to all That his skull is NOT so thick- Gimme a hammer!

Girl across from me My love life is a bit shit You’d probably do

Writing on a theme First theme, “I’m An Asshole,” yields Two hundred poems

alas! Poor, dead leaves stabbed in the back by their tree mulched in my mower

Fretful pro-lifer your sign tries to shield my soul cram it in your ass

by @snipeyhead

Grey nudgy furball Heavy, sitting on my lap Why now must you fart?

Twitter you wankers OAuth is complex as fuck Not really your fault

If you were here I’d stab you with a pencil You arrogant fuck!

Some days I wonder Why I bother getting up Today is like that

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