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I saw this and had to make the edit
no thoughts just a milf with a bad cold straddling my lap
where's that post about two coworkers who are trying to hide their relationship at work but a cold gives them away
Character A faking sick specifically because their partner close friend, B, is sick and just really needs the company and to be close to someone and held and hugged and cuddled, but B insists, “No, no, no, don’t come too close! I’m fine, really. I… don’t want you to catch this…” despite A saying they really don’t mind
So, eventually, A lies and says something like “oh, actually, I think I already did catch it. Throat’s been feeling kinda fucked up, and I think I’m getting a little sniffly and a bit of a cough. I’m okay, don’t worry, but, yeah, I don’t really think I have to keep my distance anymore.” They fake 1+ symptom if need be to be convincing. B feels a little guilty, but is also SO relieved and happy to have that physical comfort they’ve been craving. A fully knows that their little lie is about to become true any moment now… but it’s worth it.
They really just couldn’t bear to leave B feeling so lonely.
The hottest expression someone can have when having their temperature taken is looking like a sad wet cat, pathetic.
a wrenching, wet sneeze fills the tissue that's desperately pressed to their face. their voice is stuffy as they groan, "oh, this cold..."
The miscommunication trope where one person has kink and the other has a cold and the kinkster is all awkward around the sick one and it’s totally misinterpreted as like oh…yeah they’re grossed out or don’t wanna be around me and it’s like tense til the reveal then it’s such a mood switch and they either get together finally if it’s a UST case or they’re partners already and the sick person is like…u could’ve just said lmao
Someone who feels such a strong sneeze coming on they know they’re about to double over or lose their balance, so they quickly grab onto their friend or partner’s shoulder for stability.
The other party has a split second of confusion before hearing a wretched sneeze inches away.
a hookup-type app that connect people who want to catch colds with sick people
Imagine a sapphic someone in a pretty dress and a bad cold at a fancy event. Their eyes are watering from sneezing so hard and everything is blurry. Now imagine someone in a suit approaching them holding out a tissue or handkerchief and our sapphic sighs thinking it’s a man trying to hit on them. But then our dapper someone says, “sounds like you could use this,” in a deep feminine voice. Our sapphic SWOONS.
Re: my last tag I am down so bad for sick Min/th/ara.
The way she would believe she’s just built different and could never fall victim to the mundane cold and flu viruses affecting everyone else - a dangerous game considering the amount of germs on the surface she’s never built up any immunity to. Then when she inevitably catches one and gets wrecked by it, she’s in a terrible mood and complains absolutely nonstop about how awful she feels. Her voice is even deeper and huskier than usual, but with a weaker quality to it. Her words are so rounded out by congestion it’s nearly impossible for her to sound at all threatening, but that doesn’t mean she won’t try.
on strike from reading bg3 kink posts until i see yall fetishize someone other than the vampire for a change
I really do just be writing entire fics in my drafts and never posting them because they’re too embarrassing
when someone is sick enough for it to be noticeable, but not enough for it to keep them at home. they’ve obviously got a cold, but they’re managing it with tissues and hand sanitizer. if a cough catches in their throat after a laugh, you politely pretend not to notice.
head tilted back sniffling like crazy because there aren’t any tissues around and their nose won’t stop running
Putting my b//g//3 thoughts here because I have to put them somewhere.
Obsessed with the dialogue insinuating that Ga/le is the one who cooks at camp, because he’s such a kind person and would absolutely be mindful if anyone were sick. Imaging a companion coming down with a terrible cold and spending most of the day languishing in their tent, attempting to replicate some degree of privacy despite the fact that everyone can absolutely hear them sneezing and blowing their nose constantly through the canvas. At some point in the late afternoon, they emerge to restock on water or handkerchiefs or use the bathroom and are struck by the warm, comforting scent of chicken soup (or perhaps… some other kind of stew if that isn’t what they eat) simmering over the fire for dinner. It’s surprisingly tasty (surely he has a cookbook or two to reference) and though everybody else would tire of soup for dinner every night, he continues making at least a serving or two each day until they’re well again.
Want someone to tie me down and MAKE me sick. Force their cold on me. Is that too much to ask? 🙄