Crasshole.

I'm Chris, and I like cats.

[kazekashi]

it’s happening 

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

shrek is love. shrek is life.

[femalevillain]

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

[exceptionals]

if there’s something hard in ur pants who u gonna call

[exceptionals]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

[cocktailed]

🐸☕️

[welcometocharmschool]

[neckkiss]

“I like your outfit”

[talesofarentboy-blog]

[thoughts-memories]

[moonemojii]

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u

[octopussoir-]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[netals]

“You guys are just jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that I remind them of Beyoncé.”

[kristenwiiggle]

play this at my funeral when they lower me into the ground

[earthdad]

me seeing anything big: put it in my butt

[shinycaterpie]

[hotfriend]

cause im mr brightside

[itssupereffective16]

WHO DID THIS?!!

[hotfriend]

me

[melenamaniaci]

@crasstopheraaron

[nicowilliams6]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

church

priest: *opens bag of communion bread* 16 ducks in a trenchcoat: *shuffle excitedly*