When You Leave

I am not fandom blog. I am not hipster blog. I am not porn blog. I am not humor blog. I am just.....blog.

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

[adorablecake]

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

[morbidfears]

snapchat eddie

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[destinyrush]

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

[theblackmillennial]

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

[criminaljustish]

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

[buffythevampiregayer]

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

[parlezvousladybug]

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

[imploder]

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

[siderealsandman]

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

[hashtagloveloses]

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

[pharmdup]

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

[itssupereffective16]

Mental

I feel like a giant bag of shit. I don't have a job, I don't have a drivers license (or a car), I don't know what I want to do or need to do. My mental health is basically at an all time low and I don't know how to stop it. I don't want to bother my best friends because they are also dealing with life shit right now. I fucking hate this and myself and I kinda wanna die.

[itssupereffective16]

I'm addicted to this damn game, but it's something small I do every day that makes me happy. Here's a sticker picture I put together

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[ruinedchildhood]

An epic saga

[itssupereffective16]

It got. SO. MUCH. BETTER!!!!!!

[itssupereffective16]

[seethroughhue-deactivated201902]

wait for it…

[samoora-alamoora]

Good article with a bad headline

[frottinq]

Good article with a headline intentionally misrepresenting the point maliciously.

[scottsumrners]

the best scene in the history of forever

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

this is going to be in history books

[chrisflemingfleming]

Shy Husband

[chrisflemingfleming]

there was NO reason for me to make this

[flowercrownbi]

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

[outofcontextarthur]

[illinicoise]

Muffy is a stone cold bitch and that is why we would be hunties

[system-failure-reboot]

that was crazy arthur isnt real