News for Craw and Non-Craw alike

I tell the news of the people of Pharloom and the lands beyond! Have something to report? Send an ask! (The Craw's name is boy) He/Him

[craw-boy-news]

Pharloom Needs YOU!

There are all sorts of happenings, too much for just one craw to always know! If anything happens...

TELL TELL TELL!!!!

OOC under More

Boy is a curious craw and sometimes is just exploring and will have posts unrelated to the news, though it is still the news mostly so far. (his name is literally boy, or boy-craw)

Feel free to interact, suggestive stuff is allowed but nothing NSFW or straight up gore (or gay down gore)

Don't ship Boy-craw please

Respect others pls

He/him for both author and Boy the Craw

Tags:

News "articles" are tagged #wordofthecraw

Other interactions are tagged #crawlife

Out of character is tagged #notcrawlife

Other Tags:

#Plasmium : related to the growing Plasmium epidemic

In the event I write something about your character(s) you dislike, feel free to contact me! I generally tag the rp blog(s) as "sources," if you wanted to be untagged also feel free to contact me!

[craw-boy-news]

What is the best news story you've ever covered?

What is the best news story Boy has ever covered?

At one point, Boy-craw covered a story about buildings being destroyed and earned many pretty-shinies!

Boy has also been paid to not release a news story by some pilgrim whose family is no longer here because he did some violence :)

Perhaps...Boy should not have sayed that part actually

[craw-boy-news]

(Shows Boy Eldrich Horrors Beyond His Understanding)

Boy simply does not comprehend

[craw-boy-news]

LOCALS CELEBRATE "PRIDE," LOCAL CRAW RIDICULED UNJUSTLY FOR "STEALING FROM THE QUEEN" DESPITE THERE BEING NO ROYALTY PRESENT

Currently, Bellhart is hosting an event they are calling "pride" and while Boy does not know what they have to be prideful about, Boy-craw chose to inspect for reports-sake.

Boy-craw found a Neck-Shiny of many colors but upon grabbing it, as is craws nature and the nature of survival, Boy was ridiculed and had it taken, with the Bellhart citizens and visitors claiming it to be for a Queen.

Boy saw no royalty and swiftly left. Any more information is welcome.

More updates as the story flies!

[craw-boy-news]

a phantom is infected with void

LOCAL CRAW MISSES STORY DUE TO LIFE STUFF, STILL ALIVE, ANY INFO APPRECIATED!

[craw-boy-news]

hey

gimme yo money

@theusgovernmentinpharloom

No, Boy-craw refuses! Money is boy-craw's! Boy-craw knows his 2nd rights and owns a gun legally

[craw-boy-news]

Heyyy Crawboyyy >:) Want to know the Secrets of the Universe Forbiddened by all??? Cause you willl learn... (Projects Crawboy with the nowledge that he is Nothing but the Dream of a God Little more than a Treasured THought that will one day be forgotten and leave no trace on the real world. The only way you exist in their world is just of 1s and 0s in a cold dark room full of blinking lights that will eventually go dark erasing him off the face of this planet)

Woah, Boy-craw exists

Boy-craw refuses this, Boy-craw is real:)

[craw-boy-news]

Sex

[frenchferretdrummer]

Wrong account, oops

[craw-boy-news]

Sex

[traitorousmantis86]

The Traitor Lord needs to be read bedtime stories?🫪🫪

Shhhhh!!!!!!!

The traitorous mantis starts to whisper knowing that not a single loud spoken word would escape the lords cyclopean ear

W-well don't say you got that from me but...m-m'lord always got bedtime stories read from me when we were still by his WEAKLING sisters, now he wants it only once a month.

[craw-boy-news]

HALLOWNEST'S EX-MANTIS LORD REQUIRES BEDTIME STORIES

One pilgrim stated "relatable," while a current tribe member of the mantis tribe commented "Despicable and embarrassing."

This craw believes any-crsw should be given a story when needed, though Boy-Craw has never required such accomodations.

More updates as the story Flies!

[traitorousmantis86]

I SAID DON'T SPREAD IT AROUND HE'LL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT I told people that

A-also I-I bet that rat Jerry, that was to chicken to come with us, commented that...

[craw-boy-news]

Do not fret, traitor-sharp. This is anonymous, as with other articles! Though it was perhaps Jerry I heard say that, maybe.

[craw-boy-news]

Ooc: I am still existing lol, I just had stuff (not bad, just time consuming stuff) happening and have tried to avoid staying up past a certain time lol

Just to make sure you guys know: I'm good, just distracted lol

[craw-boy-news]

I am still here and alive

[traitorousmantis86]

The Traitor Lord needs to be read bedtime stories?🫪🫪

Shhhhh!!!!!!!

The traitorous mantis starts to whisper knowing that not a single loud spoken word would escape the lords cyclopean ear

W-well don't say you got that from me but...m-m'lord always got bedtime stories read from me when we were still by his WEAKLING sisters, now he wants it only once a month.

[craw-boy-news]

HALLOWNEST'S EX-MANTIS LORD REQUIRES BEDTIME STORIES

One pilgrim stated "relatable," while a current tribe member of the mantis tribe commented "Despicable and embarrassing."

This craw believes any-crsw should be given a story when needed, though Boy-Craw has never required such accomodations.

More updates as the story Flies!

[craw-boy-news]

IMPORTANT: WATCH YOUR CEILINGS IT SAYS GULLIBLE

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

ok so we know matpats kinda bad theory that pk is the knight.

I prefer the theory that pk is the collector tbh

[onyx-i-think]

I'm gonna need some explanation here.

[the-pale-king]

Brb We art going to shove some grubs in jars. Do not call Us ✌️

[collector-of-pharloom]

I have a Kingdom to rule, a Kingdom to govern!

For the voices to cry joy, the will to decide, the mind to think, and no cost too great to ensure safety for all, for all!

How did you know, know, of my true identity???

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

ur a different collector

[craw-boy-news]

NEW CONSPIRACY ON THE RISE, LINK BETWEEN "TOWER OF LOVE" BEING AND THE LATE(?) KING OF HALLOWNEST?

[craw-boy-news]

HOMELESS LOCAL TAKES HOME FROM NOW HOMELESS LOCAL

Recently, a Homeless local has taken the home of another homeless local. Both being pilgrims, neither have a home, but one has claimed the other stole it.

Also, in additional news, word of the Craw is there is something weird going on. Any news on that should be brought to the press pronto!

More updates as the story flies!

[craw-boy-news]

LOCAL BENCH REPAIRED AFTER UNFORESEEN ATTACK BY "SKULL TYRANT" SKULL BEAST INVADES BONE BOTTOM

Recently, the pilgrim-home known as "Bone Bottom" in the Marrow was attacked and has been undergoing repairs after the mate of the recently hunted "skull tyrant" was angered.

Many remind-member of a similar incident involving a large horned bug attacking pilgrims rest below Greymoor recent. Much like that attack, this attack is currently accepted donations to aid in the repairs.

More updates as the story flies!

[craw-boy-news]

What is a taxes