I like drums

Percussionist, he/him I'm not funny and that's the appeallll

[frenchferretdrummer]

New pfp just dropped, ya boy is a cat girl with a disorder

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

[frenchferretdrummer]

no

[mohawkmem116]

what is that account shaped thing you have on you then?

[frenchferretdrummer]

Weird fuvked up cat

[potetuna]

It's July

you know what that means

🫐🐟

[frenchferretdrummer]

what

[potetuna]

[pukicho]

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

[pukicho]

What sort of beast do you see me as?

[frenchferretdrummer]

A bird

[frenchferretdrummer]

Guys I've had like 4 other times having tumblr and all of them have been iconic, y'all don't even know my awesome cool backstory #Gaslight gatekeep Girlboss

[frenchferretdrummer]

Adhd is so slay and good

Like yeah, executive dysfunction sucks and drains the life out of you at times into a crippling pool of inaction until you perceived your own behavior as inhuman, but it also makes me really like one cool thing for a while but then another soonish after. It's cool:)

[pukicho]

Whenever my computer gets too hot I just huck an ice cube at it because all of its internal components are exposed

[frenchferretdrummer]

Hot

[mohawkmem116]

*throws ice cube at it*

[frenchferretdrummer]

HELLO NEW FOLLOWER!

Haiiiiii or Helllooooo

I have been looking at your post and apparently not following for a while. Tumble's screwed up algorithm kept bringing your posts to me lol

[amphibiousbug]

how the FUCK does one survive salad

[frenchferretdrummer]

A lot of ranch

[frenchferretdrummer]

I have learned salad is a layer in the game and this still applies

[amphibiousbug]

they should add ranch to the game, if you throw it at salad it dies immediately

[frenchferretdrummer]

They should allow you to drink it, as an ode to the ranch guzzlers

[frenchferretdrummer]

I thought I was getting 0 notifications on my main blog (this one) but apparently I was only looking at a different blogs notifs.....oops

[agate-i-think]

I'm too tired to know for sure what your username means but agate sounds like asexua- gate (Ie, Watergate, but Asexual style)

Keep being chill ✌️

LMAO- I guess that's one way to look at it

For a bit of context, I have this running gag with @onyx-i-think where I steal their name and edit it slightly (originating from our original username, when their initials were AJ and I used my middle name to make my username JA as a prank). When they changed their name, they were ok with me changing mine, so I kept it.

[potetuna]

It's July

you know what that means

🫐🐟

[frenchferretdrummer]

what

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[thetyrannytranny]

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

[drudg30n]

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

duckofbitchoffical

[thestormwielder]

thebitchwielder

[valhallas-last]

Valhallas-bitch is honestly pretty funny

[frenchferretdrummer]

FrenchFerretBitch

[creekfiend]

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

[creekfiend]

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i love how most cat kibble marketing invites you, the consumer, to envision yourself eating it

[pukicho]

Whenever my computer gets too hot I just huck an ice cube at it because all of its internal components are exposed

[frenchferretdrummer]

Hot