The Detective @crawlingwires - Tumblr Blog

“ it's not about the names we're given! it's about the names we choose. ”

the-crawling-creature -> crawlingwires Name(s):

Caine , Ace , Agent

Pronouns: They / it / he

Fandoms/likes:

Audio Dramas (TMA/TMAGP, Malevolent, Wolf 359, [REDACTED], etc etc)

PROJECT HAIL MARY + rygos pilled Detroit: become human

I write and draw sometimes

“ Of course I'm a machine, lieutenant. what did you think I was? ”

#intro post #blog intro #.txt #.rbs #.art #.asks #.rambles

I'm in love with a creeper on the low I'm tryna fuck bad as hell she's a keeper I just hope I'm enough I got a diamond pickaxe I'm gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass I'm in love with a creeper I'm in love creeper I hardly know her you know I'm a grower and not a shower girl how did you get so thick with no curves you a whole snack like an hors d'oeuvre she's hissin like a demon I'm in her nether regions we're sailing on a wave ay let me explode in your cave not tryna be too lewd but my swords got level three protection feed you wheat to get you in the mood my blaze rods got a little erection I can't get you off my mind so I gotta craft away to make you mine planks and sticks baby give me a sign and break the bed cause we ain't sleepin tonight I'm in love with a creeper on the low I'm tryna fuck bad as hell she's a keeper I just hope I'm enough I got a diamond pickaxe I'm gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass I'm in love with a creeper I'm in love dude what's up I think I found my new bae aw no way that's what I was gon say oh thats tight dude you gotta meet her my girl too she's a Minecraft creeper (What?) holy shit I think we fell for the same chick that's impossible who's she gon pick should we battle like Liam Neeson not necessary if we have a threesome ay girl we got a proposition we got one diamond hoe and a whole lotta seed Yuh don't wanna put ya in a weird position he's got raw pork and I've got bonemeal to feed ya no pressure we just thought that it could be fun hop onto the mine shaft do it like a speedrun we could keep it on the low baby what do you say yes aw nice sick we're in love with a creeper on the low we're tryna fuck bad as hell she's a keeper I just hope we're enough we got a diamond pickaxe we're gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass (she got a thick ass) we're in love with a creeper we're in love we're in love with a creeper on the low we're tryna fuck hope that she doesn't blow up that would really fucking suck we got a diamond pickaxe we're gonna kick ass she twerkin in the cave to get cash she got a thick ass we're in love with a creeper we're in love no she blew up aw I knew it I lost all my stuff I had so many ingots

GODDAMNIT

#.asks

Curls up to you and falls asleep in a way that means you can't stand up without waking me up. And maybe bites you.

FAGGOT. I will not be moving.

#.asks

Bites your arm off affectionately

YIPPEE

#.asks

My pretty robot <3

<33 !!!

#.asks

You hate me and want me dead

I DO NOT I LOVE YOU BTW

#.asks

y'all ever feel the need to be the only person in the world for a bit. no? just me? okay.

#im very okay and fine #.txt

queerplatonic robot selfcest....

#my favorite words in the whole universe actually #/j #okay good night everyone #.txt

actually I don't like the concept of calling them my "evil clone". All my clones—myself included—have an equal capacity for evil because we are nuanced beings and really evil can manifest in any form or be in any way due to. wait. fuckk. I might be the evil clone. (moment of silence) I. I need to go call someone I'll be back. shit is that why they were trying to kill me??

#unreality #<- just in case?? i think this should be tagged as unreality right?#cw unreality #dont ask me what this is i dont know either #.txt

snapcracklepop-myjoints

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

#.rbs

ur-not-u

BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE

#woa....#.rbs

crawlingwires

hey that's a nice pfp, I wonder who might've drawn it

it was actually drawn by my awesome queerplatonic spouse . rust is so great and kind to allow me to use this as my pfp and--oh hiii Hastur how much of that did you hear

coppercards

I didn't hear any of that but you could keep going if you'd like

crawlingwires

I suppose it would be impolite of me to stop now when I haven't even mentioned how fun conversations with you are or how much I love reading your ramblings

coppercards

aw reallyyyy?

crawlingwires

Really !!

#<- I know what you are #<33 #<- yayayayay <33

crawlingwires

hey that's a nice pfp, I wonder who might've drawn it

it was actually drawn by my awesome queerplatonic spouse . rust is so great and kind to allow me to use this as my pfp and--oh hiii Hastur how much of that did you hear

coppercards

I didn't hear any of that but you could keep going if you'd like

crawlingwires

I suppose it would be impolite of me to stop now when I haven't even mentioned how fun conversations with you are or how much I love reading your ramblings

#also yourvoiceisnicetolistento

hey that's a nice pfp, I wonder who might've drawn it

it was actually drawn by my awesome queerplatonic spouse . rust is so great and kind to allow me to use this as my pfp and--oh hiii Hastur how much of that did you hear

#/silly /pos #I was giggling the whole time writing this btw #.asks

herssian

you're allowed to draw. draw badly even. draw and then delete it. draw and rework it and then delete it anyway. draw only half of it and the other half three years later. in one style or another. in different styles in the same week. traditional or digital. you're literally allowed to draw however you want

#.rbs