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Having enrichment time in my enclosure Maggotbelly, Maggot || Any Pronouns || Aroace || Ask me something silly Hyperfixations are beating my fucking ass

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

Genuinely could not be assed with the storyline, it was a whole bunch of nothing and the dialogue made me want to tie my hair to the ceiling fan and go for a spin.

But at least we got the most gorgeous girl out of it <3

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

I am so distraught they took away his beautiful head of hair and his gorgeous bushy eyebrows

[sshadovv]

pov: you've lost your way on a haunted trailride and seem to have gone somewhere you've never been before. Everything around you is shrouded in a strange fog. You try to find familiar places, but instead you see this.

What will you do?

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

[dorianwolfforest]

Comic galloper will always be my one true lore accurate galloper and it sucks that the quests don’t really portray how young he was.

Like is that not a teen. He’s got peach fuzz that later grows into full facial hair. He’s tiny. He was young when he came to jorvik. “Why do you care so much about him” he was a kid that got taken advantage of by a powerful man that used him for all he was worth.

Also fun facts for those that haven’t read them! Comic galloper broke only one rune stone after which sive cursed him, and later on a second one was broken by the Jarl even after the pact he made with the druids when Jon wanted immortality for himself.

Unlike a lot of the soldiers, Gunnar didn’t consider the druids wrong or heretical, and he was afraid of breaking the rune stone because he was scared of disrespecting their god. As he got older, he was so lonely he wouldn’t shut up once he met Morrigan who actually seemed to want to talk to him. His only friend pre-horse was killed in front of him in battle. I cannot bless Elli enough for this depiction of him, he will always be famous in my mind.

[dorianwolfforest]

No but actually though. I’m ill. I’m ill with The Implications. Everyone else hates and bullies you but this one person makes you feel important and appreciated. You are forced to commit awful acts because you trust them, you want to keep being on their good side, even if it feels wrong and bad. As a result you gain a negative effect you did not ask for nor want that deems you impure, gross, and monstrous. And instead of the people who put you in that position being punished, you’re told it’s all your fault and you’re the one who’s punished. If only you hadn’t. Maybe if you were smarter. You shouldn’t have made that decision if you didn’t want to end up in this position.

Gods SSE this is not a good lesson!!! Fuck your fence sitting morally gray area!!!!!

[thegh0sting]

i've taken an extended leave from tumblr because of several things but i just have to say that the only reason i'm going to make my resurgence is because the new addition to the Galloper Thompson storyline was genuinely so atrociously dogshit that i screamed mid-mission about how horrific they did their own character.

they didn't even give him a new model, he had one new animation, and the new quest in all probably only took 15 minutes- max, including my screaming (which was often). i have left with more questions than i came into this literal asswipe of a story quest with, and i truly believe that i could write a better fucking character arc and resolution if i were to mysteriously come down with the scarlet fever and tuberculosis both, while blind in my left eye and missing the function of both ears.

like.. (almost) five years of waiting.. for this? for THIS? don't even get me started on the visual production value. you couldn't even dedicate a fucking model revamp to someone in your MAIN story? you used the SAME DAMN MODEL for Broderick AND Gunnar? Morrigan didn't stand up for him at all and we never actually get to hear Gunnar's perspective on his story being told- which is WILD, because isn't the whole goddamn point of this story to hear what *actually* happened to him? and we never ACTUALLY get to hear anything from Gunnar's side- not a letter, not a note, just about ~10 sentences of *EXTREMELY* cringy dialogue that I, out loud, said "he would not fucking say that" for?

this story quest literally turned me into a tumblr trope bingo card. what the actual hell is this slop. i've never been a fan of the "complain about everything sso does" crowd, but this? their fucking *story quests*? yeah, i'm gonna be loud and proud about being fucking horrendously pissed that *THIS* is what we get.

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

This was genuinely the most dogshit story execution to ever come out of this game. They done butchered my boy, I am distraught.

I am laughing but the light inside me is dying.

I need to sit in silence and fume for a while.

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

They done fucked up my man's cut

I'm begging on my knees give him back his patho 2 hair

It's giving Monet wig reveal

[daniil-dankovskys-daily-quote]

No, Eva. The orgy is cancelled.

-Daniil Dankovsky in the Bachelor Route from Pathologic Classic HD

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

[aniketrrrr]

"you don't even have a suitable hospital in your town." "local medicine... local medicine can do a lot"

[gracestuff-sso]

Somebody tell me I'm not the only one that misses the bus in Fort Pinta that needed a ticket to be used and the cold resistance trait certain horse breeds had...

[simplyssoscreenshots]

One of my pet peeves with the SSO naming system is that it has been impossible to give Icelandic horses Icelandic sounding names! Now with the updated names list it had become a little easier.

I have compiled a list below in case anyone out there shares the same annoyance as me.

Icelandic sounding horse names

Ala (Ála) = Mare with dorsal stripe

Allda (Alda) = Wave

Allmir (Almur) = Elm tree

Eggla (Egla) = Eglas or Egils saga is an ancient Icelandic family saga.

Elding = A bolt of lightning

Ida = Female name

Imir = Grey wolf

Sunna = Sun

Una = Female name that means loved

Ymir = A being from Norse mythology

Yra (Ýra) = Drizzle

Yri (Ýri) = A dark horse with light spots

Ysa (Ýsa) = Haddock

***

I will add names as I find more in the future. Feel free to add to this list if you are missing any names! And if you find a mistake let me know. I don't speak Icelandic.

[ellipuukangas]

Right you mischievous lot. I've finally managed to get access to my new server and I was able to reupload all the SSO webcomics I made for Star Stable.

You can find them here!

If there's anyone out there who already has or who would be interested in translating the comics to your native languages, hit me up. I have the code ready to go so it'd be a very simple thing to upload them on the website.

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

[crawlingwithmagg0ts]

I managed to double die (got caught on a jump during the observatory race then spawned on the railing of the bridge and slipped to my doom) and got this washed out filter instead of the blue

I feel like a victorian man reminiscing of my life choices in my final winter before the consumption takes me

[comikbook]

my shift is going by so slow i need someone to beat me to death with a rock

[oobbbear]

This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

[bir0me]

Only animals smart enough to go back into the ocean, my beloveds. Look at those whales with teeth!