CrayonEaters

Hey don't judge us. The wax of crayons feels really good in our teeth! :) <3 If you noticed I don't have an accent colour because I love the whole crayon box!!

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My First Crush

I know a lot of people don't give enough credit to the white crayon. But all I can say is that it was my first love was the white crayon. It was my everything. But then I found out that I'm such a crayon whore. Why? Because I cheated on the white crayon with the black crayon......because it was bigger. And you've all heard the song the "bigger the better". Besides I was only 16 I didn't know that cheating on crayons was wrong. I mean they let everyone use them. The truth is that I've never had  a real homosapien boyfriend. My heart only belongs to crayons.

Sincerely,

Crayon Eaters

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My breakfast! 

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The hobo and the crayon

I remember when I was 13 I saw a hobo writing out a sign with a red crayon, and all I could think was, damn that's hawt. Not the hobo you weirdos, the crayon. I went up to him and was like can I see that crayon, and he was like yeah if you give me money. I didn't have money so I was like when I become famous I'll mention you. So dear hobo, thank-you for giving me that crayon, it has made me who I am today. Here's your shout out!

Thank-you hobo, and thank-you world for acknowledging my existence.

Sincerely,

CrayonEaters