Crazy Blonde

Hello! My name is Amanda and I'm 20 years old. I am an all around nerd and am open to conversation with anyone about anything!

[roll1uptwice]

Pay them ppl man.

[crazy-and-confused]

Y'all can't raise babies to be independent adults then get mad when they don't ask for help

Is this about my wedding I'm trying to plan?

Yes.

Does my mom think that she gets the right to make decisions because I'm not discussing mine with her?

Also yes.

[keybladesoras]

Incredibles/Incredibles 2

[glittersinnertoons]

Holy fuck she knew

[marauders4evr]

Wait…wait a minute, wait a minute, I just realized something!!!

What if she did know?

Think about it, Helen goes in to talk to Edna but Edna has already prepared a series of supersuits that are perfectly designed for every situation she and the kids are going to be in. And for some reason, we’ve all just accepted that, yeah, she’s Edna Mode, she would know these things, she’s just like that.

But what if we’ve all been missing something right in front of us?

We know Edna has affiliations with the government agency and has obviously been making suits for decades. Do you think the government is just going to get a random fashion designer to make these suits? Absolutely not.

They’re going to get a Super.

What if Edna is a Super with the power of future-vision? 

That’s how she knows exactly what suit to make, that’s how she knows that the kids are going to be in danger, that’s how she’s so aware of everything going on around her and catches everyone off guard.

She never looks back; she looks forward.

(Sorry for hijacking your post, OP.)

[kairaloi-and-more-deactivated20]

which is why the whole cape thing hit so hard. she didnt see it coming

[starrose17]

I love the idea of a Super whose power is to amazingly see into the future and she just uses it for fashion design.

[themonkeysnameisjack]

so when Zuko joins the Gaang and this happens:

he’s probably freaked out (rightfully so) but in the back of his mind he’s probably also thinking “worst comes to worst, I could probably fight her” until:

this happens and he’s like:

and immediately starts reevaluating every bender he’s ever met, thinking of every time Katara totally could’ve killed him, and is forever grateful that she has morals lol

bonus post war convo between Zuko and Azula:

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Testify!

[thedreadpiratejames]

Wait staff makes $2.13/hr and then have to humble themselves for your gratuity to get anything else.

You wanted free market, now you’re getting free market.

[scretladyspider]

I mean

[furbearingbrick]

adhd is stored in the ass

[sunlitkoi]

the a in adhd stands for ass

[moonybyte]

What do the other letters stand for then?

[commodorecliche]

Ass Don't Have Dopamine

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[thatwritergirlsblog]

For my fellow anxiety peeps

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[funny-tik-toks]

[noodles-07]

The way his face jumps around and the mario music really just pulls the whole thing together

[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[cloudfreed]

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

[w00dchips]

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

[aidashakur]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[bogleech]

Why is it that kinda creepy dudes almost universally seem to prefer the word “females” over saying “women?” Are they trying to sound academic or something? It’s like they’re talking about an animal species. “Let me describe my observations of THE FEMALES”

[screensavorstudios]

That’s because if you refer to a female as a “woman” you have to deal with the “Are you saying I look old” problem, and if you refer to her as a “girl” then you have to deal with “Are you saying I look like a child” problem.

The workings of the female mind us such a mystery that referring to them as seperate species is both the safest and most honest way to address them.

[maxknightley]

Have you spoken to a single woman in your life you fucking weirdo.

[marshallitdoor]

Imagine being as unaware as @screensavorstudios, way to out yourself as a creep whose never had contact with a woman

[screensavorstudios]

Hello, 

I am writing on this post again for two reasons.  First, is to acknowledge that this reply I made to this well over three years ago, was pretty dumb and was coming from someone who was in a primarily male dominated environment (the military) and this was the legally established way of referring to women in that setting, and the reasoning for it.  Our government decided that “female” was the safest way to refer to women.  I am not using that as an excuse though, the original post is totally correct, it is creepy and dehumanizing, and I apologize for my ignorance and trying to defend a life style, and unfortunately the military is a life style, that I can now see is horribly toxic.  I am proud to say that I am no longer in active duty, and after a long period of transition and self acceptance, I’m no longer part of that toxic life style either.  I am far more aware person than I was three years ago.  Aware of my privilege, the shit my society puts minorities through, and that it needs to change.  

The other reason I am writing this is because quite out of the blue this post got some how resurrected and I began receiving direct messages saying everything from “how small are your balls?” to “I’m so sad you haven’t killed yourself yet.”  One “unwoke” comment on a post over three years old is enough to message someone telling them to kill themself?  If there is any other reason for it I would love to know what I could have done on this site to warrant that, but this post has been the most controversial thing I’ve ever posted, and these messages only began after @bulbasaurfan93 @question-why-not and @manie-sans-delire-x commented and brought this post back.  I don’t know how it reached them, or why, but I would like to ask everyone who has been sending hateful messages to me over a three year old post that stemmed from obliviousness to please think twice over doing so.  

There is no reason to tell someone to kill themselves.  Period. 

[queen-baelin]

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Another fine example of why we need to let people grow. telling someone to kill themselves isn’t going to make them or encourage them to change, it’ll make them fight back and build up more walls against progress. You are never obligated to hold someone’s hand or even educate them, but by being cruel, you’re literally making things worse (and being, well, cruel)

[crazy-and-confused]

Okay y'all know what needs to be talked about more?

Pooping

No seriously hear me out,

People are more likely to talk to other people about things they are comfortable talking about, such as movies, video games, books, ect.

But if you aren't comfortable with something you obviously aren't going to bring it up, and even more so when something is wrong.

Say nobody ever talked about plumbing, everyone has plumbing, sometimes there's problems and we can call a plumber to fix it or you can ask somebody their opinion on it. But if you aren't comfortable talking about plumbing then you aren't going to want to ask for advice and you certainly wont want to call a plumber. Let's say you have a really small leak somewhere, well you might tough it up and Google it or ask someone and be brave, but most people would probably put it off, it's only a small leak after all. However, if this leak gets bigger it's going to bring more damage with it and will be harder to take care of.

Now apply this to your body

As a female talking about poop is hard, I was taught that poop talk and the likes are not lady like and it's okay for boys to talk like that but not girls

So when I started getting small amounts of blood in my poop, I shrugged it off

"oh it was the strawberries Ive been eating"

Because as a female I shouldn't talk about it

But if I would have gone to someone and called the doctor then instead of 6 months later I probably wouldn't be in the situation I'm in

Because I learned that I have an autoimmune disease thats attacking my colon, and making it swell.

Because now I'm shitting straight blood sometimes even though Ive started my medication

It might sound gross, and its definitely a lot of TMI, but it's necessary, because if I was comfortable talking about pooping, I wouldn't have waiting nearly as long and I definitely wouldn't be as scared to poop as I am

So to anyone out there who is having some kind of issue pooping, whether it be there's blood, it hasn't been solid it a while, or you are extremely constipation, please go see a doctor, I promise they won't laugh at you or tell you you're disgusting, they want to help

[babyanimalgifs]

this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big

[reinitam]

@purplekingstress

[incorrect-soul-eater-quotes]

Black☆Star: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

Stein: *smacks him*

[just-shower-thoughts]

The First Dinosaur bone was discovered in 1824. Everyone who died before that year never knew Dinosaurs existed.

[stacysadistic]

let’s take a moment to appreciate how goth culture has allowed many closeted trans ppl the opportunity to wear jewelry, makeup, and nail polish, under less scrutiny from the cishet world

[ninjagiry]

or, conversely– combat boots, waistcoats, oxford shoes, ties, stud belts, wallet chains, and other “traditionally masculine” accessories

[annabellioncourt]

#the total and utter blurring of the gender binary is honestly this style’s biggest sourceof power lbr#we got dudes in corsets and gals in tuxes and some folks wearing both at the same time. (@ninjagiry)