i'm sexy but i don't know it (yet)

Welcome to Hell UwU

[crazybluetiger]

sooo the guy im into just told me that he protested against CAA and idk y but that made him a 100 times hotter in my eyes

[crazybluetiger]

CANNOT relate to ppl saying college life isn't meeting bollywood expectations. Mine most definitely is. Got a gr8 group of friends, got a flirty friendship going on, the vibes are immaculate.

Having the time of my life here

[crazybluetiger]

Shamelessly stuck in 2016 and it's not even funny anymore.

All the songs i like, all the movies i wanna watch are from that year and honestly?

So am i

fuck being trendy, i still wanna live like ten year old me grooving to sanam re

[crazybluetiger]

he wasn't worth it

I should have loved a thunderbird instead;

At least when spring comes they roar back again.

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.

(I think I made you up inside my head.)

-from "mad girl's love song " by the wonderful Sylvia Plath

[crazybluetiger]

Can't tell if im just really transparent or my best friend knows me that well to the point where he can easily identify when im feeling off, even if i say im fine

[crazybluetiger]

Kinda annoying how i think im over him and then BAM he sends me the funniest shit ever and i fall for him again.

i need to break the cycle somehow, either by hooking up w him or ignoring him completely (impossible)

[psycho-mocha]

Ariana Gandhi

Title track : positions

Lyrics : I'll be switching the positions for you yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too <3

B-side tracks :

Break up with the british I'm bored

I've got no dandis left to march

7 movements

[psycho-mocha]

7 movements lyrics :

breakfast at sabarmati and bottles of bubbles boys in topis who like getting in trouble

[psycho-mocha]

my head is balding my speech, girlbossing I'm quitting india for salt I'm marching you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it

[a-smr-things]

I sea salt,

I like salt,

I want salt,

I got salt.

[a-smr-things]

*modified refined salt version*

Breakfast at Dandi

and bottles of water,

Boys in topis who like getting in trouble,

Charka and khadi,

spools of cotton,

Spun myself all of my favourite clothes.

Been through some gobar,

I should've been sad bruh,

Who would've thoughta turn me to a sangrami,

Rather be tied up with cotton not nylon,

Make my own salt like I make my own rules.

My head is balding

my speech, girlbossing

I'm quitting india

for salt I'm marching

you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

Whoever said ahimsa can't solve your problems,

Must not have had enough ahimsa to solve 'em

They say, "Which salt?" I say, "Nah, I want all of 'em"

Happiness is the same price as self government.

My head is balding

my speech, girlbossing

I'm quitting india

for salt I'm marching

you like my hair? gee thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

Yeah, my clothes, be lookin' like salt fields,

If it ain't salt, then it's talc powder.

Khadi is my business clothes,

The way it be settin' the tone for me

I don't mean to brag, but I be like, "Put the salt in the bag, " yeah

When you see them salts, they stacked up like my spools, yeah

March, go from the ashram to the Dandi

Go to the Brits , give them sour candy!

Never mind, I got the salt

Nothing but taste when we eat,

Look at my topi, look at my khadi,

Ain't got enough money to buy their salt,

Ain't no salt taxes when I'm on the set

If I like it, then that's what I get, yeah

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it.

I want it, I got it,

I want it, I got it.

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, don't have it.

I sea salt, I like salt,

I want salt, I got salt.

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I will reblog this to the end of the world.

[starviki]

oh my God this is epic

[a-smr-things]

Lol, imagine if someone by the name of Pooja sang this version?

[a-smr-things]

*modified refined salt version of Respect (Positions parody)*

Devil sent you to us

I'm just hopin' we'll surely change history

Boy, I'm tryna march to Dandi on a Saturday

Then make a lotta salt on a Sunday (ah-ah)

Never need no (no), no one else, babe

'Cause I'll be

Switchin' off my respect for you

Yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too

I'm in the Olympics, way I'm marching for salt

Satyagraha infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do

That I won't do, switching it off too

Perfect, perfect

We're too non violent to be true (non violent to be true)

But I won't be tired of protestin'

Fuck it, now I'm marchin' with them (wit' them)

Said, boy, I'm tryna march to Dandi on a Saturday

Then make a lotta salt on a Sunday (ah-ah)

Never need no (no), no one else, babе

'Cause I'll be

Switchin' off my respect for you

Yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too

I'm in the Olympics, way I'm marching for salt

Satyagraha infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do

That I won't do, switching it off too

Yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too

I'm in the Olympics, way I'm marching for salt

Satyagraha infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do

That I won't do, switching it off too

This some gobar that I usually don't do

But for self rule, I kinda, kinda want to

'Cause you're oppresin' me and I'm down to ooh

Switching off my respect for you,

This some gobar that I usually don't do

But for self rule, I kinda, kinda want to

'Cause you're oppresin' me and I'm down to ooh

Switchin' off my respect for you

Yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too

I'm in the Olympics way, I'm marching for salt (to you, to you)

Satyagraha infinite, nothing I wouldn't do

That I won't do, switchin' it off too

Yoga in the ashram and I'm freedom fighting too

I'm in the Olympics, way I'm marching for salt

Satyagraha infinite, nothin' I wouldn't do

That I won't do, switching it off for you

[cunsha-deactivated20220302]

And now, a cat:

[evie-black]

Ariana gandhi merch available from now :

[crazybluetiger]

The best thing I've seen on Tumblr sorry @pukicho ur 2nd best now :(

[tahniatspen]

my social anxiety neither letting me copy nor help in the exam so we’re all just sitting in a collective loop of misery

[crazybluetiger]

Pretty much me, except i don't cheat or help others coz i hate everyone sitting next to me and i would rather fail than help them cheat

[crazybluetiger]

This lady said my arm movement while I'm swimming is " very beautiful and graceful " and MY HEART??

Completely melted.

I think I'm gonna become an athlete now just for this kinda validation

[homunculus-argument]

Have some random symmetrical designs:

[homunculus-argument]

Figured out how to do more stuff with that. Someone tagged these as "eye strain" and honestly yeah that's fair.

[crazybluetiger]

Eye strain??? That's eye candy my guy

[homunculus-argument]

People observing redditors gingerly stepping into tumblr like animals raised in captivity being released into the wild is funny as someone who used to use both.

Like oh yeah those guys. I used to wiggle into their enclosure to eat their kibble and play with their enrichment toys before getting chased out with a broom once again. Yeah shit was lit. Too bad the whole place got burned down. Anyway welcome to the jungle.

[crazybluetiger]

Huh i guess im sorta a reddit refugee myself. A reddifugee if you will.

[crazybluetiger]

leading 3 boys on rn like the lil hoe i am

[crazybluetiger]

why did i let a guy convince me to read his fav webnovel? why is he so invested in me finishing it? he legit texts me to warn about spoilers i might get from comments and keeps me on track

Y'ALL IS THIS NORMAL???

[crazybluetiger]

h8er ban gyi hu

[shanivars-deactivated20260101]

@ all desis of tumblr i have a question for you:

am i the only one who dislikes the film yeh jawaani hai deewani and thinks the male lead bunny (ranbir kapoor) is toxic and undesirable? please tell me i’m not alone in this 😭

[crazybluetiger]

not toxic per se but definitely overhyped, tho i guess i am biased since he is my least favorite actor

[crazybluetiger]

Don't worry meri jaan your knight is on his way ⚔️

Well he better hurry up! I'm not getting any younger godddd

[crazybluetiger]

I'm so tired of being the strong independent woman. I need my knight in shining armor to sweep me off my feet ASAP.