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@crazycalliope
“don’t worry about me, love. morning drinking is good for my skin, or something.” it had to be good for something, right?
“W-Well, as long a-as you’re h-happy, I s-suppose. Though i-if y-you’re drinking so early I h-have to w-wonder....” She shook her head. “It’s n-not my business. E-Enjoy y-your drink.”
“well, maybe we could go out on a walk after this. it could be great. really great.”
“B-But would it b-be r-really, really great?” She said sassily.
Annette grinned, “Okay, well just imagine you’re sleeping when all of a sudden you wake up to this!–” She held the doll out, shaking it around, “Staring back at you. And then talking… really fast… with no concept of personal space…” She trailed off, “Anyway, what’d you call it? Yoday? Is that it’s name? What is it?”
Calliope couldn’t stop herself from a quick gasp and a little jump with the doll being forced into her face, chuckling a little bit afterwards at her own reaction. “I s-suppose that w-wouldn’t be the b-best morning.” She gave a gentle smile. “Yoda. H-He’s a J-Jedi master a-and an a-alien. He l-lives in a g-galaxy f-far, far aw-way, and uses a sort of m-magic c-called the F-Force.” She tried to make Star Wars make sense for the wizarding world. The force was really a sort of all-purpose wandless magic.
No one feels threatened by a Ravenclaw. They’re cooped up safely in the library; they can’t hurt you. The girls of Ravenclaw are a group of girls dedicated to amassing as much knowledge as they possibly can. If that doesn’t scare you then either you’re on their side or you’re not paying enough attention.
Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little children are born and live and die all in darkness. That is the time for fear.
Calliope peeked over her fingers at the person holding her journal. “I-Is it t-truly a-aw-awful, c-cliched, t-teen-angst-t bull?” Her heart was pounding loudly in her throat as the person read over the lines of poetry in her journal. “I m-mean, even if i-it’s crap, i-it’s my b-break from w-work. And i-it helps me g-get in the r-right mindset for D-Divination, s-so...” She trailed off, trying to cover for herself.
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
PREGNANCY
“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?” “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.” “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.” “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
STARGAZING
“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
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send me a crystal and i'll tell...
abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally
aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural
agate: how my muse calms down
blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)
fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly
moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself
amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest
amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into
ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is
angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues
apache tears: a sadness headcanon
apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition
apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs
aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed
biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with
bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large
calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)
carnelian: an art-related headcanon
celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety
chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been
chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships
charoite: who my muse looks up to
chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon
copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older
coral: how my muse views the natural world
diamond: a sex headcanon
dolomite: a sleep headcanon
emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words
fluorite: what my muse's room looks like
fossil: what my muse's dream job is
galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse
garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be
gold: my muse's financial situation
hematite: how squeamish my muse is
hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has
iolite: my muse's drinking habits
jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner
jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent
kyanite: an anger headcanon
lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse
lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse
malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up
mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait
moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space
mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down
nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is
obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be
opal: how creative my muse is
pearl: a mental health headcanon
petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street
pyrite: a physical health headcanon
quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them
rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience
rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories
ruby: a happiness headcanon
sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose
serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]
silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity
tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate
ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is
unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be
verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history
zebra stone: what gets my muse excited
zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?
PATRONUS ANALYSIS: 004. THE RABBIT
There is a purity to the rabbit, one that is incredibly rare. These people, no matter how many cynical or bitter ideas the world may give them, will always have a curious innocence to them. The world interests them greatly, and they want to explore it without being judged harshly. They are very sensitive and emotional, and are not embarrassed to show this. They can lack confidence at times, because they may have others put them down and make them feel like they are not as strong as everyone else. This is untrue, those with this patronus have beautiful hearts and serene souls deep within them, no matter what else goes on in their life. They need to hold onto this to find their true happiness. The most common house for the rabbit patronus is Hufflepuff, the most common signs are Cancer and Libra.
“ whose muggle porno mag is this? ” and she’s flipping through the playboy issue, furrowing her eyebrows and shrugging. “ rubbish. i can see why this is near the bin. ”
Calliope’s lip curled in disgust. “S-So many questions a-about why... And y-yet none I want answered.”
Komi’s fingers were starting to turn numb when his elbow moved of its own accord. He turned, eye brows raised as a voice apologized. “Wasn’t looking? Good thing I wasn’t a snake then, or I’d’ve bit you.” There was a jovial tease in his voice as he responded. “Oh wait, I actually am a snake. Better be more careful in the future.”
Calliope blinked at him for a moment, getting the joke, but a little unsure if it warranted a laugh. She did smile, nodding a little bit. “Well, th-then I would just have to f-fly away. Eag-gle and all that.” She turned to look out at the lake, just so another part of her was facing the wind. “But I’ll be sure to w-watch out.”
Marcus paid little attention to the girl at the table. There were far more important things on his mind, namely where on earth that human transfiguration book was. Madame Pince had pointed directly to this area of shelves, but after nearly an hour of searching Marcus was still empty handed. Frustrated and growing wearier by the minute, he took the nearest empty seat. Never mind that the girl beside him shrunk away. “Sorry, I’ll be gone in a moment. There’s no need to look at me like that.”
Calliope looked away with a roll of her eyes, pulling her stuff away from his space. “R-Rough day?” she muttered, almost hoping he didn’t hear. She finished up the sentence she was on in her journal, looking back up at the company next to her. She raised an eyebrow, still leaning away a bit. “Wh-What’s eating you, anyways?” She knew she wouldn’t be able to work with him sitting right next to her, so she thought she might as well find out what was wrong and maybe get him to leave.
A heavy sigh escaped her lips as Amelie let herself fall in a seat close to Calliope, “It’s bloody beautiful.” Back home we never had this problem, she thought to herself. In the Cape region it could be so damn cold in the winters, and the snow could pile up in the Johannisburg region and quidditch practice would always be on. She missed it so much, it was ridiculous. Head rolling to the side she sought out any distraction that the dark haired woman could find, “What are you doing anyways?”
Calliope offered a small smile, imagining what it could be like to play in the snow that way. There weren’t many kids in her grandparents’ neighborhood, but the few that were there would manage enough fun, even if snowballs seemed to fly out of nowhere from near Calliope. She shrugged. “I was g-going to read, but the more I sit here, the more I’m starting to get a little s-stir-crazy in the c-castle.”
Raising an eyebrow, Riley immediately questioned this girls’ ability to stick to her guns. “Listen, C — if you don’t think you can do it, it’s chill. Your first ditch day should be liberating, not stressful, y’know?” She made an attempt to comfort the girl rather than provoke her. “However, if you’re still up for it, we should leave soon. Hogsmeade waits for no one. Not even people with hair as great as us.”
Calliope bit her lip, not mentioning that pretty much anything she did was at least a little bit stressful to start. She had snuck out of her grandparent’s house before, but the most she had missed out on when she did that had been some sleep... She shook her head, trying to look resolute. “No, l-let’s go. If I go to potions, I’ll be m-miserable. If I go to Hogsmeade, I w-won’t. Simple as that. So, l-let’s get g-going to the statue.”
“This has got to be the weirdest toy I’ve ever seen,” Annette picked up the green plushie, “I get spooked enough when I wake up to an actual house elf staring at me from my bedside, let alone having a creepy stuffed one around too.”
“Aw, Y-Yoday isn’t that creepy. H-He’s a good guy.” She tilted her head a little bit. “Though, I-I’ve never woken up with a h-house elf staring a-at me so I guess I can’t compare.”
“It’s definitely a possibility. Who knows, maybe the little princess will end up being a witch and William and Kate will send her here to Hogwarts,” Ros mused with a smirk quirking up onto her face. At Calliope’s question, the smirk turned into a purse of her lips as she thought about it and Ros flipped through the book, causing more dust to fly from the ancient pages. “They definitely could have some truth, it could explain quite a lot…”
Calliope chuckled at the thought of the shock to William and Kate, but she definitely liked to think they’d handle it fairly well. She leaned in closer, despite the dust. “I-Injecting some magic i-into the royals a-again?” She smiled, raising her eyebrow, reading the page Rosalind had flipped to. “But Anne’s c-cunning with a bit of magic a-added? No w-wonder she caused the h-havoc she did. It’s j-just a shame it g-got out of hand for her.”
The corners of his lips arched upwards as the young man extended his hand and realized that his fingers hand gently curled around her shoulders as he patted it lightly, “Is that worry I see?” Tilting his head ever so slightly he retrieved his arm before crossing both before his chest, “I’m sure I’ll be just fine– I mean– I always end up fine. And believe me this is definitely not the worst I have done.” Truth be told, if he were to get sent back into detention for this he would be disappointed in himself more than anything else, because it was such a simple task in comparison to the more devious ones he had done in the past.
“Oh, it is d-definitely worry.” She managed a short chuckle, but the thought of her putting herself in his shoes, going into the Headmaster’s office and stealing something, made her stomach turn. She wasn’t opposed to a bit of rule-breaking, it just made her a little terrified to think about it. She did have to admire his confidence, though. “Okay, but y-you should at least g-get something if you d-do it. What w-would you want?”
