Crazy Carl

Carl, 28 years old. I'm a man, man. Honestly at this point this blog is just shitposting, memes, and videogames. I love it and I hope you will too

[oneheadtoanother]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

[dogpuppy]

[holymagdalenes]

"There's no hope for the future." And that's how they felt during the Atomic Age, during the World Wars, during the Enlightenment Revolutions, during thr plagues, during the Viking raids, during the fall of Rome.

Yet, we persisted.

[ave-immaculata]

[letmetakeastabatit]

CS Lewis had something to say about this

[angie-words]

Been feeling a bit hopeless of late. Wasn't expecting to stumble across a quote that would fundamentally alter my perspective and make me cry during my lunch break but here we are

[outrageousring5655]

This is an excellent sentiment.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[yellow-cat]

my gay fish and her guard dog

[oblivionloading]

Oh shit. He’s dead-dead.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[fandom-man]

[dogpuppy]

[autodiscipline]

[dogpuppy]

[tylostoma]

really enjoyed the picturesque drive home with my digicam

[croaksac]

HUGE developments in the big silly baby wearing fluffy pajamas fandom:

Oregon Zoo 05/30/26: This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]