not today satan

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[jueyii]

[uhmeliamay-deactivated20150305]

[bloc--notes]

[artistalove]

[adulthoodisokay]

I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

[fuckyeahtx]

Dead.

[taemsgirl]

[freethehippies-deactivated20160]

[sickpage]

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

[coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguy]

whats your credit card number

[schmergo]

If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain

[theblogofeternalstench]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: truth or dare ted cruz: truth me: are y- ted cruz: dare

[caitcadieux]

Work for my senior capstone project, branding a short film I’m currently working on for my independent study. These are posters — the final poster is 51" inches tall and stacked vertically, broken up into three separate 11x17" posters.

[silenceandduende]

[thoodleoo]

a cute lil piece of pompeian graffiti (CIL 4.8162). it reads “hic fuimus cari duo nos sine fine sodales nomina si [quaeris, Caius et Aulus erant];” in english, “we two men, dear companions without end, were here. if you [ask for] our names, [they are Caius and Aulus]”

[jncos]

when you forget your backpack

[crazykatti]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.