Too Tired.

BLM. Perpetually confused. Call me Qazy.

[stonerparty]

[o-blivia]

[kira-serialfaggot]

congrats for drugs for winning the war on drugs

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[ginger-ale-official]

putting these outside businesses I do not own

[bloodybellycomb]

Oh, to have a homoerotic enemy who becomes so obsessed with destroying you that both of your lives intertwine together so deeply that you are inseparable, like two super nova stars circling each other until one day you inevitably crash and cause the destruction of both of you and the entire universe in the process

[mischievous-thunder]

A shopkeeper: So, what's the occasion?

Geralt: I'm looking for something to cheer up the wife.

The shopkeeper, glancing at Yennefer: Why don't I ask the missus?

Yennefer, pointing at a fuming Jaskier in the distance: Do you think our wife is in the mood for a conversation?

[gwentbleidd]

geralt: *sneaks into house at 3am*

yennefer, turning in swivel chair: care to tell me where you were?

geralt: i was with...jaskier

jaskier, also turning in swivel chair: care to *keeps spinning* yen- help i can't stop the chair-

[crowley-anthony]

2.04 | 3.07

[aghxst]

[geraskefer]

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#18]

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im fucking crying this is so funny

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im fucking crying this is so funny

[stuff-i-watch]

Lines that slap in The Glory

"There's a type of hatred that's similar to longing. It's impossible to stop."

"There will be no mercy, so there will be no glory either."

"You should go to heaven when you die, because your life here will be hell."

"I'll be your executioner. I'll join your sword dance. Tell me what do you want me to do first? How do you want me to do it? Who do you want me to kill first?"

"I haven't even gotten started yet. Why are you kneeling already? How will you beg later?"

"When you play Go, you display your desires in silence. You seduce and get seduced. You strip each other bare. And if your opponent doesn't reciprocate, then it just becomes a game of Go."

"You must be punished. If God is on your side, it'll be a punishment. If God is on my side, it'll be a judgment."

"Blindly pursuing morals and good will only brings you false glory, nothing more."

"At some point, one needs to choose what kind of person they'll become."

Everyone makes mistakes. But you never find a solution in the past. It's always in front of you."

[aloeveravelvet]

Dong-eun’s coworker, who knew basically nothing about her outside of work, went up to her and said ‘Really loving your stone-cold killer bitch vibe can you pleeeeeeease make something evil happen to the child predator that works with us’. And then she did ❤️

[konovi]

Congratulations

[swallowedabug]

ALOK VAID-MENON Getting Curious with Jonathan Van Ness 1x03 (2022)

[swallowedabug]

Alok’s book report of The Biopolitics of Feeling: Race, Sex, and Science in the Nineteenth Century by Dr. Kyla Schuller

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