Batshit crazy, really.

Sup.

[memoelle]

she deserves happiness

[crazyrebelscarves]

nuthin’, just returning very briefly due to annual re-reading of and re-immersion in soul eater

[gaelgarcia]

I don’t plan on knitting by the fire while men fight for me.

[oceanicrage]

Yeah fandoms are cool and all but like

from cryptidcrisis on reddit

[abigailcowen]

#a girl knows how to impress

[endangered-justice-seeker]

I don’t know the terrorist’s name. Nor do I care to know it. Im keen on knowing the names, remembering the stories and celebrating the lives of the victims.  

[ladyloveandjustice]

one of the v. important things the movies missed about ron is just like, how down to fight he was at all times. like not even duel just he was always ready to physically beat the shit out of people who insulted his family or friends and WOULD if no one stopped him.

there are so many points in the books where its just casually dropped in ‘and so Harry and/or Hermione had to physically restrain Ron’ usually from Malfoy but if Harry or Hermione weren’t paying attention it became ‘and so Ron punched Malfoy in the face’. 

Like, Ron cursing Malfoy for calling Hermione Mudblood wasnt just a one off thing like every time he did that in the future when Ron was there it was like ‘ron had to be stopped from ending Malfoy’s life’ just thrown in there. Same for any other severe insults.

My absolute favorite instance of this is in the first book when they’re just watching a Quidditch game and Malfoy just starts bothering Ron and Hermione during it and is finally like ‘man its pretty funny how the Gryffindor quidditch team is recruited based on pity like y’know Potter has no parents, Weasley’s brothers have no money they should include Longbottom for having no brains” and Ron just flings himself at Malfoy and starts punching him and rolling around under the bleachers and Neville is like “uh shit i guess i better fight CRABBE AND GOYLE BOTH AT ONCE so they don’t go after him” (very underrated moment of courage from Neville he knew he had no chance but he just went for it honestly almost more impressive than confronting Voldemort in book 7)

and they’re just fighting for like twenty minutes and Hermione doesn’t even notice because she was so focused on tuning Malfoy out and watching the game and when its over she looks around like “where’d ron go” and then later its mentioned “Harry sees Ron and his face is covered in blood and he’s like “GOOD JOB WINNING THE GAME HARRY I GAVE MALFOY A BLACK EYE SO WE BOTH DID GREAT THINGS TONIGHT oh btw i have detention for a week and neville’s unconcious but they say he’ll be fine”.

Ron is ride or die and will fight u for $0 y’all 

[twinkie13]

harry: and what if I wave my wand and nothing happens? ron: throw it away and punch him on the nose

[a-potter-head]

Draco in COS: Pity Granger didn’t die.

Ron: I don’t need my wand. I’m going to kill him with my bare hands.

[marisatomay]

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

[hermionejeanblr-deactivated2022]

And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

[marisatomay]

The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

[actual-ironman-tonystark]

You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

[original-missif]

How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever

[kyraneko]

That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard

[themiscyra1983]

Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me

[kyraneko]

OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me

[bananacracker33]

Charlie Weasley Just Wanted To Play With Dragons a fond reminder by me

[slytherellin]

If There Were Zero Expectations For Lockhart From The Start, Did He Technically Let Us Down? An inquiry

[lotstradamus]

IIIIII’m SORRRRRyy But When The ffffFUCK Did Minerva McGonagall Let Us Down? a loss of temper, preceded by the kicking down of a door, by me

[writing-prompt-s]

Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.

[vacantmall]

“You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck.”

“Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole ‘Revelations’ shite. Nasty business, that.”

George, who’s name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.

“Good job, love. Now go find the rest.” George’s face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts.

[talieclandestine]

As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren’t “good”. When she gets calls from the school, it’s about a rambunctious boy that won’t sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.

It’s at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he’s improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though.

“Oh, he’ll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time,” Your mother laughs, smiling wide.

“How do you know that,” you ask bewildered.

“Because, you did.”

[solarcat]

okay so someone please write the story of the family of super-low-key holy warriors who have made it their mission to locate the antichrist in every generation (because when one gets spoiled they try AGAIN) and adopt them and love them into not being the antichrist anymore, thus perpetually delaying the apocalypse

[eldritchsandwich]

delaying the apocalypse via good parenting I love this

[winchysteria]

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

[newyorkpirate]

[praetorqueenreyna-deactivated20]

Bad TV lesbian plots: lesbian meets another wlw and 2 seconds later she dies

One Day at a Time lesbian plots: trying to figure out a gender neutral nickname for Elena’s non-binary partner and settling on a stupid pun

[harleyivy-deactivated20200726]

one day at a time season three appreciation » lydia riera “these are my emergency heels. my abuela taught me to keep a pair in the freezer in case of fire, flood, or flamenco.”

[dailylgbtq]

[winchysteria]

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

[frnkieropartydad-deactivated201]

i swear to fucking god if you guys let one day at a time flop i’m gonna be out for blood. its literally the show y'all come on here thirsting for 24/7. the show centers around a cuban family run by a single mom, penelope, (and her mother). the show discusses so many important topics that don’t really get discussed into depth in most media. ptsd, anxiety, therapy, addiction, sexuality, NONBINARY GENDERS AND PRONOUNS, rape, etc. and takes these topics seriously all while remaining a hilarious comedy. it has characters who are nonbinary, disabled, poc, gay, struggling w addiction, etc. it shows that people can be unaccepting and bigoted and cruel but also that people can come around to their senses for the people they love. it’s such a cool glimpse into the real world and it NEEDS YOUR HELP. PLEASE REBLOG AND PLEASE HELP SAVE THIS SHOW add anything i may be forgetting please!

[justgalactic]

add it to your list if you don’t have the time to watch it right now!! rate it!! that shows Netflix there’s interest for the show, and it’s all factored into their algorithm. when Netflix’s diverse, groundbreaking shows don’t get the same audience as other shows, Netflix will get the message that there’s no point in funding/creating shows like this, and they’ll go back to bland, safe (read: straight/white/cis) content.

[ghost-of-bambi]

PLEASE WATCH THIS SHOW PLEASE!!!!