Untitled

[vesperion-kiri]

Yotsuba looks so happy

Ichika looks sleepy

Miku looks deadpan

Nino looks exhausted

Itsuki looks like the world has ended

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

I still think it’s wild that humans were so desperate for a cure to syphilis, and are so inherently fucking insane as a species, that someone had the brilliant–and i mean genuinely brilliant–idea of ‘what if we burned it out with a fever’. Like can you imagine the fucking thought process that eventually led from that to ‘i know, I’ll catch malaria, that’ll burn it out!’ AND THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS ALSO SO FUCKING INSANE THAT IT DID.

Imagine! The aliens are just gobsmacked by the first humans they meet–who are ofc a bunch of scientists.

But then they meet our historians.

[chonaku-things]

@cenedrariva and now, I want Nog being sincerely horrified and fascinated because let faces it, Nog LOVES weird, awful and awesome human. 

[jheselbraum]

Other weird cures for syphilis included pouring mercury into a cream or lotion and rubbing it into the skin so tbh if I had a choice between the two I’d rather catch malaria

[doktor-fleam]

Yep this is true! And actually, mercury is a very effective antibiotic and does kill the syphilis! It just… also kills everything else, including you. XD

[cess-loves-ichigo]

orihime, watch your man.

guess what the bleach ending turned me into? yes, a home wrecker.

—wherein oc flirts with a married man on broad daylight. (and that's ichigo supposedly drinking his coffee in peace)

OKAY HSSKKS tis just a joke i absolutely dont promote home wrecking pls. and ion have anything against ichihime, this is just me simping for the love of my life😜

[talieclandestine]

Oh, come on. His response would be. "Get lost". Because if he didn't say that, Rukia would straight up murder this girl for trying to hurt Orihime. Also, only Orihime gets to flirt with her little brother.

[butt-berry]

Xerneas

[yourplayersaidwhat]

I’m DM and the party are travelling through a swamp. They have to cross a log floating in the mire to get to their destination. One of the party rolls badly on acrobatics and slips into the bog, and, upon hearing the noise, a crocodile begins to slowly approach them. The party panic and quickly start looking for a way to get their companion out. Our cleric is looking through her spell list.

Cleric: “Are crocodiles considered a humanoid? I want to charm it.”

Cue a chorus of “No?? What????”

Honestly, for a moment I was tempted to allow it for the shits and giggles.

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[talieclandestine]

Capitalism isn't the problem. Corporatism is. Until you understand the difference, the world will never get better.

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #1516

“You locked yourself in the brig?”

“I’m very skilled at messing things up, I’m well aware. Are you going to ridicule me, or are you going to free me?”

[talieclandestine]

"No, I still have to expel the pirates. And as you said, YOU are very skilled at messing things up. Later."

[myseri]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MOUSE ARMOUR

[joshpeck]

mouse anemone

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

[jadorexjaii]

That's so cute 😭😭

[molau1113]

Ladrien doodle! 

[cycbean]

Flower children

[chatnoirismykitty-deactivated20]

Sabrina: Chloe is an angel who fell from heaven.

Marinette, under her breath: So was Lucifer.

(idea from Pinterest)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“YOU’RE TELLING ME I DRANK CRAYONS FOR NOTHING?!”

-My dragonborn warlock after realizing that intellect devourers don’t actually reduce intelligence if they don’t reduce a creature’s INT score to zero

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““With your support, we can rob the Seattle Plaid Pantry with a chainsaw.””

—

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“Now that I’m not in mortal danger, I don’t know how to speak to my father”

Nyx the gnome artificer, after killing an Ancient White Dragon and returning home

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"I am NOT violating the sacred froggy area!"

-after helping two frogs get to their magic pond for a ritual

[yourplayersaidwhat]

““In hindsight, maybe picking the orb off the charred corpse without checking first wasn’t the best idea.””

— - the Cleric, after having picked up an orb that promptly blew up them and the Rogue, killing both and turning them into Ghosts.

[yourplayersaidwhat]