Totally not an achilles glazer

Come fourth, though it's a little weird here. I post whatever I currently am into. THIS IS A HYPERFIXATION BLOG THIS👏IS👏A👏TICKLE👏BLOG👏TOO 🚫MDNI🚫

[crazywitchybitch]

I'm NOT here to me DMed or contacted in any way, shape or form. All my social media is merely shitposting. Please respect that.

[spineless-lobster]

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[ozempicofficial]

[vigabut]

My beautiful Cassandra of Troy and Helen of Sparta for pride month art <3

Close up under!! ^^

[crazywitchybitch]

...and just so my views are clear:

Fuck Trump, Fuck ICE, Fuck Homophobes, Fuck Transphobes, Fuck Racists, Fuck Sexists, Fuck Nazis, Fuck White Supremacists, Fuck Nationalists, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Fascists, Fuck people who "don't care about politics because it's boring", Fuck Ableists, Fuck Anti-Immigration People, Fuck AI, Fuck Billionares (and our world's first Trillionare) (seriously what the fuck is going on), Yeah just fuck this general demographic of people and, if you disagree, fuck you.

That's all.

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[tall]

[spineless-lobster]

Happy pride month to gilgamesh and enkidu for inventing gay people and happy pride month to achilles and patroclus for taking that shit to the next level

[echo-loves-flowerboy]

they should hire me to do targeted advertising

[the-st4rs-themselves]

Average daily routine:

Looks at The Song of Achilles book on shelf

Sobs

[toposle]

Achilles is a jealous man; he wants everyone in the camp to know that Patroclus is his philatos, but he can't because his honor or Patroclus would be affected, and he doesn't want Patroclus to get insulted or get attacked.

But even with all this, he really needs to show that Patroclus is his in any way. So he leaves little marks on his neck, but when the soldiers start thinking the cause of the marks is a woman, he really gets mad.

Achilles starts changing his clothes, so now he makes sure to wear a cloth that Patroclus has worn. If someone has notice, he doesn't say anything.

[bcowlick]

We need to stop presenting Achilles as this honorable and valiant hero who had eyes only for Patroclus

Start making him into a despicable nepobaby that doesn't care about human suffering unless it affects him directly because he is selfish

[patroclus-pa-tro-clus]

how it feels talking to Agamemnon

[hutsonwoolyums]

Ilya’s been sucking Shane’s cock for what feels like hours, working his mouth in that perfect rhythm that gets Shane’s thighs clenching tight around his ears and his head rolling back against the pillow, and Shane is begging, “Ilya, fuck, Ilya I need to cum, I need to cum now, I can’t—” but Ilya just shakes his head, pulls off for just a minute to let Shane breathe and say, “no moy lyubimyy, I’m not finished with you yet.” And as Ilya sucks yet another kiss into Shane’s thigh that’s littered with hickeys, Shane has to try bargaining, “I’ll—I’ll get hard again. If you keep sucking me I’ll get hard again and you won’t have to stop.”

[tomurah]

Too, too confident, my boy..

[crazywitchybitch]

Deleted scene, trust me.

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity