i, personally, would like to calm down, and yet

drawing muscled dudes /ᐠ - ˕ -マ | art tag: ithacantricksterart | | occasional 18+ stuff beware | | any pronouns | | INTP |

[ithacantrickster]

Comms open for the summer ⛱️🍉

3 slots per 2 weeks (then I’ll open new slots!), hmu if you’re interested <3 first come first served

Status: 0/3 taken

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[ithacantrickster]

You wouldn't happen to have a design for Iphthime, would you...? Haha... haha.... haha.... hm.... *tucks a strand of hair behind my ear, looking at you with hunger* ....Would you...? Haha... haha.... haha... haha... haha... haha... also do you plan on watching Nolan's Odyssey...? Haha... haha... haha... haha... hm...

don't have her design yet, sadly 💔 one day, anon, one day I'm gonna make some family trees and it'll be great

heading out today to witness the spectacle myself, Nolan's Odyssey, i mean, time to see what he's done with it

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.

[qcharlie]

i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights

[ithacantrickster]

Comms open for the summer ⛱️🍉

3 slots per 2 weeks (then I’ll open new slots!), hmu if you’re interested <3 first come first served

Status: 0/3 taken

[ithacantrickster]

3 new slots open again! 🏖☀️

[mcaelius]

ancient romans were always dying in hamsterlike ways to be honest

[ithacantrickster]

would NOT trust Odysseus with pulling out an arrow like that 🏹

commission for @michellesaturm <3

[zeusdefender23]

Odyssues when he won Achilles Armor knowing his short-ass will never fit it (it’s for bragging rights)

[fionaneedsamango]

Hector & Diomedes core 🤩

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[deadbaguette]

Commissioned a Lorick and Noel piece from @ithacantrickster !! I cannot get over how cute they look 🥺

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[ithacantrickster]

ithacantrickster has 5 letters, just like art.

Ithacantrickster + art, rearrange the letters.

Trickster ithacan rat.

That is one of Homer's epithets for Odysseus.

Odysseus has 8 letters in his name.

8 divided by 8 is 1.

1 plus 5 (we get 5 from ithacantrickster) is 6.

6 divided by 2 is 3.

Hat has 3 letters.

Who wears a hideous disgusting hat? Odysseus.

The hat is called a pilos.

Pilos spelled backwards is Zendaya.

So Zendaya's hat.

You're the hat's next host. Watch your back and don't forget to smile

I must say I'm impressed, the math all tracks. there's only one small error: the hat is gorgeous, fashionable, extraordinary

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero