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@ithacantrickster
Guess who finally made a commission sheet!
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DM me if you're interested!
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How to spring-load your bow!
This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! ๐น๐๐ง๐ผ
Funny, I distinctly remember he said he doesn't have one!
Wrote Odysseus and Diomedes into spicy situations with @alexfrostwrites. Here's the art as visual aid. Spice meets spice. Work trip and some good ol' Odydio edging throughout the ENTIRETY of it. The fic is here. I summon thee, odydio-liker!
this saturday we succeed!!
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
the founding fathers warned us about the coitocracy but nobody listened
Hey, it's Homer here.
Yeah, that Homer. Homer the poet, not Homer the Simpson.
Look, buddy, we don't need any problems here, so I'm just gonna say this loud and clear. You're getting sued.
I've seen your artwork, they're beautiful! Especially the Odysseus fanart ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค mmmgghhhhh Odysseus ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค But anyways, they're illegal. I never gave you permission to draw MY characters. My charming, perfect, gorgeous, stunning, exquisite, elegant, radiant, alluring, and captivating Odysseus... and the others ig. So here is how this is gonna go, punk. We can either do this the easy way.... or the hard way. ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค Odysseus ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค. I'm open to accepting other payments. Let's make a deal. You draw me x ๐คค Odysseus ๐คค, and I'll drop the lawsuit. If not, prepare for the wrath of Homer, sacker of Odysseus' thighs.
Thank you for your time,
Homer the not Simpson.
Odysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคOdysseus' Thighs ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คค
Also, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm having an event at Barnes and Nobles, signing copies of the Iliad and Odyssey. Money is tight man... tight.... everything reminds me of him...
sue this cuckoldry, big H
ao3 changing their header to omega from beta as an April Fools, then the next day instead of switching the header back they announce they're officially no longer in beta anymore is absolute peak ๐
One Year of Cleanse Me with Pleasure
Hi, everyone!
Drawing your attention here with this lovely art made by the wonderful @ithacantrickster, the art that depicts my first modern OdyDio AU, entitled Cleanse Me with Pleasure. It's angsty, it's spicy, it's fluffy, and it's comforting, a combo that's difficult to pass am I right? ๐คญ
I wrote the story for myself, for my birthday to be exact, a gift from me to me, so, now a year later, I'm coming back to it and inviting you all to read it :3
What I thought would be a 4-chapter story turned into a 28-chapter novel, now with a sequel and a set of spin-offs, the links to which you'll find below โจโจ
The support and feedback I've been receiving for it still encourages me to write them modern AUs, so I've a new one (Cloud Nine) that's still in progress AND there will be part 3 of CMwP coming, too!
I also want to say a big thank you to all my friends who keep supporting me in my rather sinful writing endeavours: @ithacantrickster @miles-crow @kira-k @holy-mother-of-whumpers @dinofanx @dolihannah ๐ Go support them too, they're lovely and talented people!!
And, of course, a big thank you goes to you all, my dear Readers, too! ๐
So, without further ado, please, enjoy the following links and see you there, lovelies! (And if you're not a Greek Myth fan โ don't worry, these stories can be easily read as original stories as well ^^)
Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure AU on Ao3
Cleanse/Flood Me with Pleasure Spin-Offs on Ao3
Cloud Nine on Ao3
Cleanse Me with Pleasure on Wattpad
Flood Me with Pleasure on Wattpad
Cloud Nine on Wattpad
1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender
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chapter 19 of BDSM odydio au out here! have this little doodle
doing lines of olive oil
Once Iโve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond
fully sober in the club googling iliad full text
20 Chapters of Cloud Nine
Yep! Last weekend, we reached Chapter 20 of my story Cloud Nine! Do check it out if you're looking for a hot and spicy as well as comforting and fluffy M/M romance, inspired by the characters from Greek Mythology (but! fret not! if you're not familiar with it, you can easily read Cloud Nine as an og story!)
Cloud Nine on Ao3
Cloud Nine on Wattpad
Here I come to offer you the duality of the main character, 33-year-old Diomedes, an ex-pilot, who struggles after life-changing injury and finds care and support in the arms and company of a 44-year-old Linguistics Professor, Odysseus~
Diomedes' duality (or shift, or! character development) represented under the cut ๐ฅ