welcome

my blog consists of things that make me laugh and things that make me horny

[mybritishstyle]

me falling in love with andrew garfield at age 12

me falling in love with andrew garfield at age 22

[eternalsavngers]

they really did THAT

[titkoks]

i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

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[killfridge]

LMFAOOOOO

[whatissleepadream]

they outta line

[lordsmaf]

I swear this trailer couldn’t have been any MORE tailored for tumblr

[hotvampireadjacent]

covid 19 just stop like for real stop it

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

i got mad lmao

[regretroulette]

[pitchcraft]

id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.

[seashellronan]

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

[babyanimalgifs]

idk about you guys but I think this is the best video to ever exist

posted by: @gekiomi

[keyblack-hl]

HIS NAME IS MAMESUKE. THAT’S LIKE CALLING A DOG “BEANBOY”

[queen-baelin]

child me: *is taught by parents & other adults that the environment is important, that we should take care of trees, tells me to respect everyone equally, teach me a religion that follows a man who hung out with ppl from the poorest social classes & with outcasts & sinners, a man who taught love & tolerance, a jewish man who was a refugee & immigrant. taught by adults that you should do the right thing & be fair*

teenaged me: *is a socialist, defends illegal immigrants, is against islamophobia & antisemitism, wants to protect the environment against laws legalizing hunting wild animals & deforesting, supports LGBTQ+ rights*

adults: what the fuck??!?!?!? 😡🤬🤬😡😡i did NOT teach you this sorta thing!!😡😡🤬🤬

hmm…yes, yes you did. it’s not my fault you’re a hypocrite.

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

it’s not our fault we interpreted your humanitarian message to apply to humans and not just the few you deem worthy of basic human respect

[queen-baelin]

i just saw that this has over 1800 notes wow

[hohoehoes]

theres someone downstairs i hope its a murderer

[strawbunyy]

waddup gamers, it‘s ya boy.

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[hyenagirl-pseudophallus]

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[goblin-gal-pal]

Only in 2020 would someone engineer a bola for someone’s face

[toiletpapercurrency]

[danger]

Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)

[theconcealedweapon]

That's a false comparison.

You can disagree about whether there's a God, or about which God there is.

Black people and LGBT people exist. You can't disagree about that.

[shanklinthestabpossum]

There are no gods in your class but there are probably black and gay kids. And it would probably help them a lot to know that you support them.

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.