emma

matt and jay's g-friend

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im a freak in the sweets but im a little cream sweet in the bed

[commanderchr1st]

This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

WITHOUT ME MY UNCLE IS USELESS

WITHOUT MY UNCLE I AM USELESS

[radiation]

[rickyapologist]

look at Jay's stupid sweetie pie face. he was soooo proud of himself for picking out that christmas tree "do I know how to pick em or what?" a real life princess I fear

[helsex]

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[creamsweet69]

putting my dick in his MOUTH ❤️

[creamsweet69]

I just can't stand him

[creamsweet69]

he makes me mad

[dogpuppy]

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

[concepted]

[things-that-are-not-true]

nasa's top scientists are hard at work figuring out a way to kill people by feeding them so much yummy food that they get so happy that it stops blood circulation to their brain

[scarletafterglow]

[orpheuslament]

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

[blasesaint]