Blogmeister

Hey HO tumblr! My name is Courtney the Creasmeister! This blog is dedicated to my fandoms and hopefully (if I get my ass on it) some comics and drawings. I tend to rant occasionally on here as well. I love you all!

[blockoframen]

Kisame: Konan, how long does it take until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Konan: I think-

Itachi: 72 hours.

Kisame: How do you kn-

Itachi: There's a clown behind you.

[blockoframen]

Iruka: Can you do me a favor?

Kakashi: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you

Iruka: Cool. Can you do the dishes?

Kakashi: No

[ratwarlock]

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

[lupinthehowlingwerewolf]

ah yes, my favourite movie genre, “charlize theron with a gun”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa

I’m thinking about watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, but the one from the 1970s where gene wilder is giving off heavy ‘fuck them kids’ energy and the lighting makes it look like the Great Depression

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

The newer Johnny Depp one sucked because he cared about their lives way too much and also had that haircut.

I don’t need a background story about a dentist dad to relate to willy wonka, I just need him to have crazy eyes okay, I am but a simple girl with simple needs

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

The trickster god energy Gene Wilder gives off vs the Kooky Entrepeneur energy Johnny Depp gives off.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Exactly!!!!!

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Nothing in the Johnny Depp one can match the dangerous authoritarian energy of what Gene Wilder is doing with his cane in this scene alone

the manic control of how he makes them walk down the stairs.

“if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it” he says after nearly savagely kneecapping an 11 year old girl for trying to view it

this movie is incredible

[starlightandtears]

I’ve never seen this movie so I just experienced this for the first time and it terrifies me. The absolute boredom in his eyes combined with the mischief of his body language and the glittery, airy, detached way he sings the most pleasant, poetic words.

Nope.

[theconstellationsinyourskin]

this is a man trying to get rid of his horrifically unsafe factory the year before OSHA began

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This is quite frankly the funniest comment on this post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hayleyhearts]

that’s just a regular platypus???

[friendlyoceanmower]

[thegreenpea]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

[mariamlovesyou]

Walks around the house in a bisexual manner

[worldhammerer-old]

it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

How is this tweet SO specific?????????

[brightlotusmoon]

Excuse me, this is my entire life.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

[previouslysaltyfandombrat]

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

[minmos]

i hate you, james! i hate you, i hate you, i hate you!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” 

(Source)

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

[hyokoh-archive-blog]

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

[sekai-no-koi]

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit

[teaboot]

Fashion designer here! Fashion is completely made up. It’s major social function is to highlight class division and express allegiance to various subcultures. Wear whatever the hell you want as often as you can, and donate to ethical resale outlets

[guccixcoochie]

If you fall into any of these categories, please unfollow me

- the "all lives matter" crowd

- the “i don’t care about politics” crowd

- "blue lives matter" people

- "violence is never the answer” people

- "i don't see race/colour" people

- the "white people experience racism too" crowd

[soritesparadox]

Reminder that Stonewall wasn’t about marriage equality. Stonewall was about police brutality. It was about systemic abuse and subordination. Stonewall was spearheaded by black trans women. As we celebrate Pride 2020, within the context of the Black Lives Matter riots, it’s imperative that we remember that.

Riots in protest of police brutality are the reason that we have more rights today. Do not forget your roots.

You can’t celebrate Pride while simultaneously condemning the Black Lives Matter riots and protests that are happening right now. Know your history.

[snuffysbox]

still spending all my bells in AC on outfits