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Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

The thing Gen-Z really needs to understand is that no one older than them is ever going to be able to estimate time correctly because the Millennium.

The Millennium will always be Not That Long Ago. Everything since the Millennium will always be, in some sense, ‘new’.

It just broke us, OK? It was too big and we’ll never quite be able to deal.

lrgcarter

Was the real millennium bug inside us all along?

akiyty

Yes. And it created a generational 404

feminism135

stephanooch

lmao jaime was so transparent with his “in the game!!!” bs like homeboy was clearly freaking out that brienne had maybe slept with someone (likely tormund, hence the jealousy and asking if he’d “grown on her”) and was worried that she‘d moved on (from him?) cause she didn’t drink (and those are the rules!!!) so he just had to go and confirm that it’s wasn’t true and that he still had a chance lol my mans

you are so right, he was absolutely stressed out abou tormund. he is such an idiot and I love him so much. poor brienne was not prepared for that level of chaotic energy he came in there with

kaorym

hemisphaeric

That’s what I call having zero chill

clumsycapitolunicorn

How to seduce: Jaime Lannister Style:

1. Talk about the heat of the room every second.

2. Remove a piece of clothing in hopes to get the point across.

3. Hope it works.

creating-genius

Update: it works.

ancientgreekfreak

Things I Want Cersei to Know Before She Dies

1) That Jaime does not love her any more

2) That Jaime fell in love with Brienne, whose appearance and affections Cersei mocked

3) That Jaime will have a life after her ~ that the end of her life will not be the end of Jaime’s, and that he is going to be happy, completely and incandescently, without her