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i started reading this book and kept tilting my head at the comparisons the author was using so i started a running list of them

furryprovocateur

this author's use of imagery is so questionable

furryprovocateur

i actually went "what the fuck" and had to stop for like 5 minutes after this one

furryprovocateur

letslipthehounds

I feel like this is important information about this post.

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

nonbinary-octopus

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

twinkprison

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

twinkprison

need him apologizing and crying on it

guiltfactory

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

garaks-padded-cell

Google how to stir fry tofu and not pick all of it out of the pan with your greedy little fingers. Recipe

#it is a problem

baleful-meat-worm

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

cactusringed

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th