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okay I don't go here any more, but
roman who has remus' grindr bc remus will ignore a text for days but he always checks the grindr messages. like ro hasn't blocked him on there because it's the only guaranteed way to get in contact when remus is distracted doing stupid shit. re hears that ding and automatically is reading the dm.
it's not even awkward for roman, he'll be like "hold on let me text remus and see if XYZ" and open grindr in front of god and everybody. someone's like don't the pics bother you and roman is like "I've lived with remus my whole life, I've seen his dick plenty" because remus just has never had any modesty whatsoever. he probably doesn't even take clothes with him into the bathroom to shower he just walks out naked and using the last clean towel to dry his hair, and roman is more annoyed about the towel then the full frontal nudity.
someone is like "well if you're always using it to text him why hasn't remus blocked you??" and roman says "oh remus doesn't block people on grindr, he says he isn't the type of person to close himself to possibility."
which roman took to mean remus is absolutely dtf insane bitches (true) and lives by a "block me yourself coward" philosophy (also true) but then whoever he's talking to asks the obvious question about remus "not closing himself off to potential possibilities" and roman not being blocked on the hookup site
and roman gets this look on his face like this set of clues has never put itself together into that potential outcome before and he lifts up his phone and slowly and carefully starts typing a message, gets a reply ding IMMEDIATELY, and says a quiet "huh"
whoever he's talking to irl is like what the fuck does huh mean!! what did you ask. what did he say. why are you looking thoughtful and continuing to type, did I open some weird pandora's box and start something???
anyway after that sometimes roman will get a message and react with a sort of blushing high pitched giggle and literally no one on earth wants to dig into their message history.
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I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,
*holding my knife to your throat* so what are we
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Having a cup of sliced pickles is a great, it's not just a snack but a nice little drink too~
you could also draw them playing the floor is lava but as beings of imagination when they play it then *the floor is lava*
you. i like you
different part of my dream, roman and remus were making a video, and remus got excited about something roman said and kissed him, and then they both remembered it was a live stream and remus was like "fuck we can't edit that out" and roman was like "once it's on the internet it's there forever" like oops guess this is what he'll now be known for eternity
idk it felt very poignant that that one moment of being happy crashed roman's career.
the chat went insane "did I just see that" "say sike" "it's gotta be a joke" "he said they normally edit that out" etc etc
screenshots and bootlegs ended up everywhere, there were probably memes about them
and remus felt super guilty but roman didn't blame him he was like "I forgot too, we were both careless, you should never regret expressing yourself to me" type of convo
really made me wonder about how roman would navigate the notoriety for the years following
just like in a grocery checkout being recognized and getting asked about it and having people constantly in his business asking if he and remus are still together or something
I think the moral of the story was that his fame was fleeting but what he had with remus was much more permanent and if he had to choose one he would have chosen remus anyway.
like roman had his moment in the sun but he was happy out of the limelight because he got to go home from the shopping and remus would be there
so what I'm thinking about, when it comes to hanahaki roman, is that he absolutely doesn't want to admit his feelings to remus
so, other options!
1. die
2. get the flowers (and the feelings) surgically removed
ding ding ding!! obviously option two!! it literally solves his problem for him!
except. that then he goes and falls in love with remus again. why did no one tell him this could happen? why, he thinks, as the oh so familiar tickle and itch starts in his throat and his every breath smells of the flowers that are plaguing him all over again, did no one fucking warn him!!!
cool cool cool, whatever, all that stupid as hell paperwork and recovery time all over again, and the doctor tells him that his insurance won't cover the hanahaki removal again after this if he gets it again within a year of the first time
which is reasonable! he doesn't want to be suffering from this constantly either! it's just remus and his stupid expressive eyes, and his stupid little giggle, and and and
roman cant think about it. he cant think too much about remus, and he certainly cant risk going anywhere near him any time soon!
roman absolutely cannot do anything that could encourage those stupid (recurring!!) feelings to show back up
unfortunately for him, remus has never dealt well with being ignored
I guess I'll start off the trick or treating!
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fuck the gentleness on remus here has got me all twisted up in the best way like he is being soft with roman aldjslfhsl murmuring sweet nothings or giving such a soft kiss
enchanted by the idea of remus approaching roman slowly with his overtures, or him treading with caution because roman deserves the chance to really think about what he's offering
remus showing roman reverence by proving that this is so much more than just impulse, that there is care and sweetness within himself and he's presenting that vulnerability to roman as well
remus offering roman the parts of him that he doesn't let other people see
or something idk
scenario where roman has just been broken up with and his anxieties get wound up and he's like "what if I am too hard to love?" and remus responding by slapping that idea down so fucking fast like "loving you is the easiest thing in the world" (loving roman is the easiest thing remus has ever done, as automatic and self renewing as breathing, it ignites in him anew with every breath he takes in roman's presence)
Holy FUCK prev this is so good. What the hell
I guess I'll start off the trick or treating!
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Janus with C1 perhaps...... (am I predictable)
Here's your Janus!!
I don't want to put your tags on blast but I wanna talk about this!
I don't think he'd think of himself as peak friend material either, honestly I feel like it was more of a 'ha ha this is stupid I'm going to do it!' and I'd looove to incorporate someone telling him about it like that!! also yeah he's great and he knows he's an acquired taste but he'll find someone!!
Of course Janus has to be there, the rules are the rules!
I feel at first Janus is like 'that sounds... pathetic' but then Remus shows him how much people pay for just one session and he's like... 'nevermind I'll be your manager if you want.'
Roman absolutely has insecurities about the whole situation, he's going to be ditched by someone he paid to hang out with.
But no, Remus bounds in all wide sharp smiles and high energy and Romans shoulders loosen a bit.
The longer the hang out goes the more they're hitting it off, sure Remus has some unsavory things about him but so does Roman! he's not going to hold it against him, they banter, the playfully argue about nothing that matters and it's a fantastic time.
So fun for them both that they pass by the allotted time that was paid for without noticing.
As per the contract of the Friend Website the patron also has to pay for anything that they decide to be doing but Remus is having so much fun with someone (finally) that he pays for the whole evening - 'I won't tell if you won't tell' he winks cheekily.
Perhaps cause there's no refunds through the website Remus just goes above and beyond to pay Roman back in little gestures.
They're fwiends.
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Oh man I have so many human AU plot ideas... which one to choose!
Okay here's a silly one that's been in my notes for a while.
It's called Rent a Friend.
Yes it is exactly how it sounds.
So Roman is charismatic, he's fun and sweet and a good guy!
He's also over the top, dramatic and prideful sometimes to his own detriment - He's Too Much.
He can't seem to keep any real friends cause he's not the best... judge of character unfortunately.
His one real friend is Patton, but sometimes one friend is still lonely - you can't just lay all your life on one person who has their own stuff going on too (even though Patton swears he's alright with it).
Anyway, one very lonely day Roman stumbles upon a webbed site, it's a ridiculous notion - renting a friend? how absurd! that person would only be there for the paycheck.
He saves the url.
He keeps thinking about it, well why not right?
He goes to Host Cafes sometimes - Hell, strippers and prostitutes are paid company and they're effective for the people who get their services.
How would this be different? (of course without the being paid for sex thing).
So he checks out the site, he's not quite sure what he's looking for at first - just window shopping to see what the people there are like.
He goes through a few profiles, they all seem fine.
Not... exciting enough though.
But then he sees this one profile, it has a very low star rating that draws Roman in - he can relate.
Clicking through he gets a laugh at seeing this Friend is named Remus - they match.
He keeps reading, Remus is... wild to say the least.
But he's the first person that actually sounds fun and exciting enough for Roman to actually consider this whole thing.
At the end of Remus' personal blurb is a picture of him - and damn, he's hot?? in a weird crooked, grungy way.
At this point Romans mind is made up but he still reads the few reviews that Remus' page holds.
All one stars - a lot saying they'd rate less if they could.
Everyone has different things to say but they all have one thing in common with their complaints: He's Too Much.
@creativitwincest hope this is what you meant by plot/idea :3c
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