(1/2) Just thought of a scenario where Richie is invited on a game show for couples where they have to answer questions about each other. The show figured they’d have a famous comedian cracking jokes while his long-suffering boyfriend rolls his eyes, but joke’s on them, since Eddie is just as a chaotic, plus they understand each other’s weirdness so well they’re virtually unstoppable.
(2/2) The question will be something like “what’s your partner’s favorite thing about you?” and of course Richie writes “my massive dick.” They pan over to Eddie, expecting an annoyed or embarrassing response, but he in fact wrote “his frankly massive dick.” They high-five as the host looks into the camera like his soul’s left his body, basically Steve Harvey on Family Feud
