I should probably come up with a title

A description would likely be a good idea, as well

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i like how people's voices get tiny when they're doing something tiny

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*a single, distant airhorn*

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play tatio n

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it's that time of year again

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there's a guy in one of my classes who rides a unicycle around campus

he also speaks another language but i don't know which one

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there's a guy in one of my classes who rides a unicycle around campus

he also speaks another language but i don't know which one

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i wonder how the bop-it guy is doing

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sup

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i keep trying to picture Matt Damon and i can only see Leonardo DiCaprio please help

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the voice in my brain that reads things and says what i'm thinking gives off the exact same energy as the little white glove on select screens in video games

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sometimes i make things

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i try too hard, but that's okay

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that last post was originally going to be like "the creek" or something but then i remembered that was already a thing and got really sad

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im going to the hyperbolic time chamber does anyone want anything

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do you ever have an itch but you’re wearing a tight uniform so the only thing you can do to scratch it is tightly grip the itchy spot but then suddenly you feel like the protagonist of an action series with a serious wound but you’re just gritting your teeth and pushing through the pain because you’re so awesome and you feel so awesome

[crediblemicah]

y'know, if you had to fight someone in a casino

you could like, shove them into one of those coin pusher machines so a bunch of coins will fall

and then after the fight you get a bunch of free coins because no one can blame you for that happening during a fight

[couriertheskeleton]

What if they took the coins before leaving?

[crediblemicah]

if you win, you knock them out and then take them

if you lose, you track them down

obviously

[crediblemicah]

y'know, if you had to fight someone in a casino

you could like, shove them into one of those coin pusher machines so a bunch of coins will fall

and then after the fight you get a bunch of free coins because no one can blame you for that happening during a fight