Creedenborg

We live with a two very derpy cats and other multiple pets

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

[lunatic-01]

When will the violence end.

[someemochick]

[stupidpetface]

[stream]

This Is the End (2013) dir. Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg

[shittymoviedetails]

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a Tom Hollandest

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vbartilucci]

What, for FREE!?!

[babyanimalgifs]

A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

(via)

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

You think you know how big it’s gonna be, and you’re wrong

[teratomarty]

This is gorgeous. I love to think of this big lad, living in his sunken flat.

[elodieunderglass]

It was nice of him to invite us in

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

God I fucking love high fantasy

[catchymemes]

[r4cs0]

That GIF is killing me

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918

[septic-dr-schneep]

This aged well

[injuries-in-dust]

[wwditssource]

What We Do in the Shadows | 2x07

[isitsafe]

On this July 4th, remember that #AllCountriesMatter.

[kenkuarchive]

[someemochick]

‘charisma is my dumpstat’

[dare-to-dm]

When you’re playing a character who’s a different gender than you but your companions keep forgetting

[someemochick]

How trying to voice NPC’s uniquely in my campaign actually sounds

[bardknocklife]