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howdy it's cyrus and I'm not straight but I can see why you'd think that// catch me snoozin all day// animay// video games// 日本語がまだ下手だぜ。

[cabbagesoup1]

[pukicho]

Something’s wrong? Heh, welcome to the party.

You have unique personal problems? Heh… so do I, but even more.

[lmaonade]

your mama so poblano pepper the way i roast her

[supergameboytwo]

YOUR mama so poblano pepper the way i stuff her

[lmaonade]

[striders]

almost said a customer was on his bullshit and quickly diverted to “on his nonsense” which it turns out is an absolute hit in the work chat. so.

[luxfatale]

“you came back!”✨🫶

prints

[ozempicofficial]

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[dogpuppy]

[vintage-tigre]

Straight to Jail

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[naydragoodra]

evil and intimidating horse has arrived

[maxbytes]

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

[faustique]

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[inthefallofasparrow]

[kisxmesoft]