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howdy it's cyrus and I'm not straight but I can see why you'd think that// catch me snoozin all day// animay// video games// 日本語がまだ下手だぜ。

[dogpuppy]

[vintage-tigre]

Straight to Jail

[log6]

my family was rich running our aura farm before castro and the other communists nationalized swag

[naydragoodra]

evil and intimidating horse has arrived

[maxbytes]

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

[faustique]

(flirting) what's every single thing you've ever thought

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

um. cut him in half

[gorbling]

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

[inthefallofasparrow]

[kisxmesoft]

[irisunmuted]

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

[gotchibam]

Eevee and Teddiursa ko-fi doodle for Toma! 💛

[orteil42]

either the activity should be called brooming or the object should be called a sweep. you can't have a unique word for each. utterly reckless waste in a language with limited phonemes

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[magecian-deactivated20180823]

gaspard et lisa x hello kitty official art

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this