holographic meatloaf

can i be excused for the rest of my life? gh: mercvrygatorade

[bunnywand-archive]

i’m your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me tama tamagotchi..

[creepymacaroni]

it's happened. i've reached the age where in coming of age movies i relate to the parents more. olD

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

will never understand jigsaw. to do that to another person doesn’t seem very nice or kind. sorry this is just how i feel

[heyimboredtalktome]

besties i can't do this anymore (hasn't done anything)

[creepymacaroni]

accidentally went way past productive coffee intake and landed on i now blink faster than light level

[oppulenceee]

[creepymacaroni]

if ariel didn't have legs would she have laid eggs instead?

[yms1]

*takes a shower* ok I'm normal now

[painwithoutinjury]

i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only....

[dankmemeuniversity]

[creepymacaroni]

i’m hayley and i’m thinking of becoming a cat person. while i was having an existential crisis over my egg mayo sandwich basically being an egg and egg sandwich, my dog stole it and now i have a no egg sandwich. if anyone wants to donate some sandwich filling to me or if you want a free dog hmu @ mercvrygatorade

[creepymacaroni]

another dog tried to pee on alf today and he seemed kind of into it

[larrxssaa]

It's always "what's up" and never "i love you in every universe"

[creepymacaroni]

one day i'm gonna sleep at a normal time, i swear

[creepymacaroni]

i'll be back when my phone isn't at 1% (it's always at 1% who am i kidding)

[grossxing]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it