a silly little whumpy blogger

hi! welcome to my (mainly whumpy) blog!!! :D

[hy-whump-hei]

✨welcome :]✨

hi! my name is Swiss (she/her pronouns) and i've been lurking on whumpblr for a while now :] i will mostly continue to lurk and reblog posts, but i do occasionally post my own work!! (tags are just below)

likes:

parting words regret is *chef's kiss*

truth serum whump is one of my underrated favs 😋

possession/doppelganger whump my beloved

kidnapping/ransom whump

defiant/sarcastic whumpee

sidekick/civilian whumpee

explosion whump (💥💥💥)

drug whump 🫶🫶🫶

squicks (I don't like these but I might talk about them some times (read: rarely)):

fully brainwashed whumpees (they need some spark in them 💪💪💪)

major character deaths 😔

hurt/no comfort (it's nice but I really do love my caretaker content)

pet whump/bbu (not rlly my thing but if you're into it that's super cool!!!)

whipping/branding (it's just not for me)

no's (as in nope, nuh uh, no thank you, will never be writing or interacting with this):

extreme gore (pls don't ever ask me for this.)

nsfwhump (same as above - this counts for general nudity as well)

my tags: #swiss writes whump , #swiss reblogs whump , #whump media tropes

and that's pretty much it! asks are always open, and i hope you enjoy the ride!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

upside down 

sideways

out of a rock

upside down in a freakin LAKE 

 out of an Indiana courthouse

out of ANOTHER

GODDAMN

TREE

none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!

[flygutzz]

i like trees

[fellshish]

feeling guilty over not working on your fic is so silly if you think about like why are you stressing over the hobby you do in your free time for fun lol wip not whip

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[whumpawaydarling]

when was the last spreadsheet update. who wants a spreadsheet update

[whumpawaydarling]

@whumpyourdamnpears omg :) thank u :)

there's a lot going on. as always akjshdfgfd. i think arc 3 might shrink a bit but im uncertain abt that. and arc 4 doesn't look as long but its actually the longest currently at ...... 51k..... (that damn party.)

crazy stuff. tbh arc 4 could be its own story on its own at this point ough. and arc 1 feels so short now ....,

[dateamonster]

tbh im not entirely immune to a villain with a tragic backstory but i do think villain origins are a lot more interesting when the focus is less "here is the original sin, the first big bad thing that happened to them that made them who they are" and more "here is the first time a person who maybe otherwise felt powerless in their life realized that they could hurt someone and get away with it"

[dateamonster]

you can get a lot more mileage out of analyzing a truly abhorrent character through the lens of like. what sort of conditions would allow or even incentivize this kind of cruelty? what kind of person benefits from those conditions and how? over the more typical who hurt them type analysis. imo.

[whimsicalwreck]

Whumpee who is cursed to obey every demand they're given

Whumper tells them to run until their legs give out and they have to do it.

Whumper tells them to jump in a freezing lake and they're already in before Whumper can finish, shuddering and sobbing as they try to resist against their own flesh

Whumper getting tired of whumpee's sobs and telling them to shut up. they cant make noise, so their chest heaves and their mouth opens and closes but nothing comes out.

Whumpee being given a knife to cut themselves.

Whumper giving Whumpee a demand before a party and everyone else thinking Whumpee is doing it on their own.

....mmm I may have to write something more about this.....

[jerk-bitch-idjit-assbutt]

Six of Crows modern High School AU that I’m never actually gonna write lol

Wylan’s failing all his classes because Jan won’t get him accommodations for his dyslexia

Jan is threatening him if he doesn’t get his grades up by the end of the year

Wylan sends Jesper a panicked voice note about it (In every modern AU I think of, Wylan always sends voice notes instead of texts)

Cue the Crows putting together a whole scheme to break into the school after hours, sneak into the principal’s office, hack into the school computer system, and change Wylan’s grades so he passes his classes and is (temporarily) safe from Jan.

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[uncertainlys]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didnt have a competitive spirit

[akwardsilince]

Person A: "I will wait for you."

Person B: "Don't. It’ll be a while before I return."

Person A: "Do you think I'm impatient? I will wait, and I will take great joy in it."

[vixendoe-archive]

you guys realize ‘reblog bait’ is a trigger tag for psychosis that can be set off by posts that say things like ‘reblog this or your dog dies’ ‘reblog this or you’ll never be happy again’ ‘reblog this to win a million dollars’ and not for posts like ‘hey rb this and put in the tags x thing’ right

[vixendoe-archive]

okay since some people in the notes are confused, and to be fair I didn’t word this post very well, here’s some examples on how to tag things

reblog bait: reblog this and you’ll have good luck for 10 years

reblog game: reblog and put your favorite color in the tags

reblog bait: if you don’t reblog this, we can’t be mutuals

reblog game: reblog to give your mutuals a stuffed animal

reblog bait: you’re a terrible person if you don’t share this, I don’t care about your blogs aesthetic

reblog game: reblog and tell me if you’re right or left handed

basically, just think. is the post giving a threat, ultimatum or guilt trip? if so, it goes under reblog bait! a post saying to reblog but doesn’t have anything like the above would go under reblog game. hope this clears stuff up

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

also people with ocd! and probably a lot more tbh. it just hurts neurodivergent people for no reason

[pealeii]

musicals as timeloops always fuck me up. sweeney will hold lucy, blood on her from his own razor every time. every time the people of france do not rise up, the barricade falls, and marius wakes up to all of his friends dead. again and again the earth is devoured by audrey 2 and the plants. orpheus turns around again and again and again and again and again

[loveridden1999]

maybe it's me being a brown woman but i can't comprehend how & why people treat having a racist phase as a teenager as smth okay or a norm

[phruxx]

it's def not good but treating people who got better like they're still shitty people is a good way to make them turn back into shitty people

[loveridden1999]

[goodluckwiththatderek]

“sunny baudelaire is an icon” i say into the mic. no one boos, everyone cheers, because sunny baudelaire is an icon.

[this-is-trans-joy]

It is slightly concerning to me that a number of people in the UK are not aware that the Thames has an extremely strong and dangerous undercurrent that will swiftly drown you if you attempt to swim in it. I understand that the pollution is also terrible but please know that it’s not just the pollution. It will kill you. You can’t swim in the Thames, it will drag you under no matter how strong of a swimmer you are. I’m really not trying to be the fun police here, a lot of rivers in the UK are deceptively dangerous. Even rivers that appear to be simple streams can kill you. The River Wharfe is the most dangerous river in the UK and some areas of it look like innocent streams to paddle in. Everyone who has ever set foot in it has drowned. Please y’all I’m tired. I’ve had everyone and their uncle telling me that I’m being too strict about all rivers, lakes or what have you, but my post specifically mentions both the Thames and the UK for a reason. Our rivers want to kill you.

[asayyun14]

I love it when a post-whump recovery arc is fluffy but realistic. Like, it's cosy and the whumpee has a gentle support system, but that doesn't stop them from exhibiting the messy and unpalatable symptoms of their trauma. That's my favourite style of recovery arc