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Christian / 24 / Graduate student / Amateur tumblrina, full-time bird appreciator

[lesbianboyfriend]

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

[creimwave]

WRONG. do it scared, do it weird, do it with the triumphant presence of the holy trinity.

[kirvia]

happy birthday to ib

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[demeter1111]

Goodnight ✨💫🕊️

[sorrrowfull]

[tvarchive]

For as we know from experiments conducted on American GIs during the Korean War, sleep deprivation is a one-way ticket to temporary psychosis.

TWIN PEAKS — 2.01 Episode 8 “May the Giant Be with You”

[gothamshrike]

Bruce Wayne | Batman

[124daisies]

Bumblebee Teapot

[thetursithan]

The two friends...

[straziart]

O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Maria.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[thefoggygolem]

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

[gomi-chandesu]

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

[drtanner]

MILK.

DELIVERY.

[oops-prow-did-it-again]

Almost pissed myself laughing reading this addition holy shit

[zegalba]

Chiharu Shiota: 'The Key in the Hand' (2015)

installation including a red massive web of yarn, suspending over 50,000 keys.

[golden-autumn]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[littolgayfish]

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

[girlnephew]

[mevil]

[memeartisan]

[laurelindorenan]

Andrey Mironov, Christ and the Sinner, oil on canvas, 2011