[e-perv]

they/them ♥️🐮

[e-perv]

soft ☁️

[cremebf]

i moved blogs i am over at @altartoy now ! 💖

[e-perv]

🖤 they/them 🖤

[ruinedchildhood]

[checkyalaterallygator]

i’d like to take a second to thank hozier for everything he’s done for ao3 fic titles

[undisputeable-deactivated201912]

my kink is having someone stroke my hair until i fall asleep

[spurrrt]

[scorpi-heaux]

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

[cumbucketwith3holes]

God I wanna go on Tinder and have hot guys dump cum in me the whole weekend 😳

[tired-fandom-ndn]

This is so funny to me?? People are so desperate to escape their families that it makes ao3 crash lmao

[inahiddenplace]

me while i’m just living my life: yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just………………………………… don’t get it

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[satanstorm]

https://t.co/4BiN3Tnj2g

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Me, getting murdered: be gentle it’s my first time

[tealmoth]

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]