bruh

[ai-dream]

[jypbb-deactivated20140915]

[lovewanttimetopause]

[sunbathe]

greengraphy_j

[candidlykenya]

[canelascent-deactivated20260208]

[equivocations]

We got a cat! She likes perching above my desk and watching bird TV in the back yard. The cone is off now, thankfully.

[systemdeez]

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

[systemdeez]

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

[nosayingyes]

Pepper spray his pussy

[systemdeez]

Do not.

[kargaroc]

[leahgardner-art]

tea painting dump

[a-titty-ninja]

[findx]

[ichigoflavor-deactivated2024042]

[dinuguan]

[trashboat]

my favourite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slap

[catchymemes]

[tigermelon-deactivated20201112]

@unarticulated

[teaboot]

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

[iameatingrocks]

What happened afterwards?

[teaboot]

My mom showed up

[quickweaves]

Visit Original Link

[m1lkjug]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BmYL7imhexZ/