the ultimate prince of all time of course

cressida (sfawtde oc) roleplay acc/askblog

[cressidawentleft]

somebody should pay attention to me. it's been five minutes since i've had attention and honestly it's sickening :/

[topazswirls]

topaz, do you think you're a good caretaker?

…no. i am too tired.

[cressidawentleft]

i think you're pretty good at it, i mean, while i did most of the work keeping myself sane.. you kind of helped with it!

[cressidawentleft]

CRESSIPAZ QUESTION!! who is the top and who is the bottom?

i am the top, obviously. i don't know how you could think otherwise.

[topazswirls]

but i lay on top of you.?

[cressidawentleft]

that's not what they're talking about, sweetheart. <3

[cressidawentleft]

CRESSIPAZ QUESTION!! who is the top and who is the bottom?

i am the top, obviously. i don't know how you could think otherwise.

[cressidawentleft]

cressida!!! the knights are fighting!!!!!

avtually *squints*

oh.... by talos............ it appears they are..........having relations

and they do so without my presence? hmpf, treasonous..

[cressidawentleft]

making the plague get you!

like to charge, reblog to cast!

[cressidawentleft]

the plague has gotten me :(

[cressidawentleft]

my good and nonmalicious royal advisor is asleep currently, would anyone like to apply to be my evil and wicked royal advisor? i have been trying to turn the good one evil but he keeps falling asleep. :/

[topazswirls]

sleepy is more important than evils

[cressidawentleft]

well where else am i going to get advice meant to sabotage me so the throne can be stolen? hmmmmm?

[cressidawentleft]

my good and nonmalicious royal advisor is asleep currently, would anyone like to apply to be my evil and wicked royal advisor? i have been trying to turn the good one evil but he keeps falling asleep. :/

[cressidawentleft]

i read all your posts in a really snobbish smug voice i hope you know this

of course you do.

[cressidawentleft]

hey so like.. why exactly are you a prince? who died and gave you divine right

i was hand given divine right because i’m just that special. it’s okay, i understand you simply wouldn’t know a thing about it.

or alternatively..

your mother.

[cressidawentleft]

loser🫵 loserman 🫵🫵 babyy🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

you sent this at one am, i really don’t think i’m the loser here.

[cressidawentleft]

i am here to be your loyal knight !!!!!!!! forever !!!!!!!!!

-🦊

yay! for my first decree, please go execute that guy who claimed no one would be my knight. make it really stupid and pathetic to show how foolish he is.

[cressidawentleft]

i wlkil fightfoe upur honor yovr hiheoness cewska

- worse anon

that's very nice, now please go finish the task i've already given you. i do not take kindly to my time being wasted.

[cressidawentleft]

wow, not even a minute. you must hate those knights

- 🗡️ anon

i do not hate them! one simply cannot live in grief forever, and who is supposed to fight for my honor if i am knightless?

[cressidawentleft]

okay i’m over it. more knights! chop chop!

[cressidawentleft]

i fear the knights must’ve gotten into some sort of horrible horrible knight related accident. that is the only reason for this outcome. there is simply no other explanation.

i shall have to order more knights some other time once i recover from mourning this grievous loss.