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those pictures of really muscular wizards are the norm not the exception btw. most wizards are ripped from carrying tomes up and down the 80 flights of stairs in their towers

sailor-rinn

#good lord this took two hours #if you make gifs: i have a new appreciation of you now #orb #pondering my orb #ENLARGE YOUR ORB TODAY #wizard #meme #orb meme

wizardpotions

We need to start objectifying wizards. We can't slap them on the ass though they only have 4 hit points they may perish

midiport

sabertoothwalrus

a clown steps out of a tiny broom closet covered in kiss marks with a dopey smile on their face and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another clown steps out of the broom closet covered in kiss marks and then another cl

flamingrubbish

DO. NOT. EAT. CLOWN. MEAT! PLEASE!

welcometotheballpit

hello, it's my first ask here. i am quite a small individual. what are the pros and cons of owning a larger clown than myself? there are breeds out there that are larger than i am, some even nearly my size plus a third. i am quite a thrill seeker and not afraid to put my foot down if needed. ouo

Hmm yes I see.

Well there are many an advantage to owning a larger clown. Take into consideration their loyalty, their bumbling frivolity and most importantly-

RIDING THEM INTO BATTLE, WEILDING A GUN THAT SHOOTS HOT CARAMEL, YOUR ENEMIES FLEEING IN TERROR AS YOUR CLOWN ROARS, TEARING INTO THE EARTH LIKE THE WAR HORSES WHO PULL ODIN’S CHARIOT.

YOU WILL SEE THE TERROR IN THEIR EYES. YOU WILL SEE THEM BLEED. YOU WILL SEE CARNAGE IN A FORM PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN IN YOUR DIMENSION, RULING OVER THE CARAMELED REMAINS LIKE A VENGEFUL GOD OF OLD.

Also they can reach the top shelf for you :0)

religiouslywormie

Clown Milk is not suitable for human or clown consumption. The Clown Company is not responsible for the side effects that may occur. PLEASE DO NOT DRINK CLOWN MILK