Two Tired Ex-Criminals

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[crewel-intentions]

Crewel-Intentions is a Pokemon askblog following former Team Rocket executive, Yuko Akiyama and her Pokemon partner, Crewel, following their arrest in Hoenn.  The two are currently serving out an experimental community-service based sentence as they run a Pokemon adoption center.  This blog is OC-centric and very loosely based on the canon events in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire.

This blog updates sporadically, but there is usually at least one update a week.

WARNING:  This blog may contain mature themes, including swearing, blood, death, gore, and others.  These will be tagged as TW: _____. but proceed at your own risk.

***There may be issues of racism, sexism, homophobia and other topics in the story, but that does not reflect the author’s own views and are purely for crafting a deeper story***

***This blog is LGBTQ+ friendly and transphobia, homophobia, racism, or hate will NOT be tolerated here.  Do NOT interact if you do not support these values.  You will be blocked***

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[asktheisle]

(Yuko @ Gabe) "My my, what a predicament.... Well, on the bright side, at least the forces that be chose a noble and rare pokemon for you. You could have been a cutiefly. How do you feel? Do you have any powers at all that you can sense?"

... Nothing out of the ordinary.

(( @crewel-intentions ))

[asksilvan]

Happy Fanart Friday AND happy Pokemon Day! (in my timezone lol) - I made this post a while back but I lost the spoons to work on it until recently. Thanks for your suggestions ^^!

@/ask-sarah-and-co and @/inaris-pokemon-world suggested @ask-the-shiny-pokemons's Rimi and Noelle!

@/kuixotic suggested @crewel-intentions, Crewel!

@/lightofunova suggested @johto-succession, Rayden!

@/aro-pokeverse suggested @ask-gimmiventures, Cherri!

@/animatroniclovingsylveon suggested @ask-elliotgang, Anyone~

@/parnikkapore suggested @inaris-pokemon-world, Eloci!

@/whisperingfaun suggested @sinnohsiblings, Zephyr!

@/moddylad suggested @asktheisle, Nat!

@/ask-team-misfit suggested @tricks-n-illusions, Silas!

[birdy-boogaloo]

HUZZAH! my second ukagaka is ready for public release! This time it's Champion Lance from the Pokémon series! Well, technically my slightly AU version of Lance from @crewel-intentions , so his personality and backstory are a tad different

What is an ukagaka? An ukagaka (also known as a desktop buddy or ghost) is a little program where a character will sit on your desktop and talk to you! They can also do simple things like emptying your Recycling Bin and other stuff too.

Lance can:

Empty your Recycling Bin

Open Calculator, Task Manager, and Notepad

Search online and comment on certain searches

Tell you how many emails you have (if you set it up)

Remind you of things you tell him to remind you off

Give you self care reminders and encouragement

Comment on applications like Spotify and Discord

If you think that's cool and want to learn more about him or try him out, you can download him from HERE!

[crewel-intentions]

Small Hiatus

Hello everyone! Sorry I disappeared for a bit during the Magi Retreat-- I was out of the country on a cruise with family. Kinda hard to post when you have no internet for a week haha.

After I got back, I uh, got REALLY sucked into a personal project that kinda consumed my life. If you're interested, you can check that out HERE. It's still kinda in beta, but I'm pretty proud of what I have so far, especially for never trying ANYTHING like this before haha.

I wanna keep working on that for a bit longer and we're gonna be traveling almost constantly until late April/early May, so I think for my own mental health I'm gonna take a break and go on hiatus until we get done with all the traveling.

Sorry for stepping away for so long, but I'm starting to recognize my own limits when it comes to doing things and I really don't wanna push it and majorly burn myself out. Love you guys very much and I'll be back soon <3

[crewel-intentions]

Leaving the Magi Retreat

Yuko let out a sigh, feeling the warm ocean breeze ruffle her hair and hearing the lapping of the waves.

She smiled.

She'd accomplished what she'd came here to do and more. She had given Nathaniel his gift and wished him well on his journey, as well as participating in a few celebrations. She'd been able to talk to many others and share in their smiles and company. She'd even been able to see the magi again this year and been blessed with a gift.

It had been a wonderful night and a much needed distraction from the stress at home, but it was growing late and her time here was coming to an end. It was time to go home.

[Yuko has left the event]

[pokeask-magi-retreat]

( @crewel-intentions ) Yuko approaches the Magi, a bottle of water in one hand and a folded cloth parcel of Pecha and Kelpsy berries in the other. She kneels down, setting down her offering with a soft smile. "Hello again. It's been a while. I hope you all are doing well. I also hope my choice of berries is ti your liking."

[The trio of lights almost seemed ecstatic to see Yuko, despite the amount of time that had passed they still remembered her. The golden light gently landed on her head, a callback to their first meeting.]

Hello! We have not forgotten you, we hope you have been well! It is wonderful to see you again, and we hope that your circumstances have become something that you have adapted to.

[One by one they handed small bundles of different flowers-aster, bellflowers, and blue daisies.]

We hope that you are able to remain cheerful in the years that come, and that your constant heart gives way to well deserved loyalty and trust.

[asktheisle]

Yeah, I think I could.

(( previous ))

Cameos: @crewel-intentions @askthewhiterocket @sonder-palms

[askgrampaquaza]

(Yuko@Ollie) Yuko crouched down to get a little closer to the Flareon, smiling softly. "Forgive my forwardness, but I couldn't help but notice those feathers you have... Have you met a Ho-Oh by any chance? Or are related to one by chance? I'm from Johto you see and I've always wanted to see one."

Ollie shook their head, but smiled. The bells in their neck fluff jingled gently with their movement. "No, these feathers are purely decorative, as I've mentioned."

"I'm from Johto myself. Ecruteak, to be specific. I've wanted to see a Ho-Oh in the flesh as well, since the story of The Burned Tower is very influential to me. It's what inspired me to go on this path, studying legends of such powerful Pokemon."

"I don't know if I'll ever be lucky enough to meet one, but I hope you can someday."

[asktheisle]

Pa' 'rriba!

Pa' 'bajo!

Pa'l centro!

Pa' 'dentro!

(( previous ))

Cameos:

Alyse- @sonder-palms

Kyo and Meg- @askthewhiterocket

Yuko- @crewel-intentions

[asktheisle]

(Yuko@Nat) Yuko pulled Nat into a warm hug, holding him for a few beats before finally pulling away. She smiled at him. "I'm so glad I got to see you before you left. I still can't believe you're going to Johto! To train in Blackthorn no less! It's such an honor. You'll learn so so much..."

Her smile soured into a scowl.

"I just hope that red-headed idiot treats you well. If he so much as lifts finger to hurt you, write to me and I'll find a way there to put him in line."

Her piece given, smiled once more. She reached into her pocket, pulling something out and gently placing it in Nat's palm. It was a little purple omamori, a good luck charm.

"For you. I don't think you'll need the luck with how smart and capable you are, but it can't hurt, right? Crewel and I put it together. Hopefully it will remind you of the people that care about you if things get rough."

Her smile softened, fond and a bit sad.

"Have a safe journey, Nathaniel. Learn all that you can and do your best. We're all rooting for you and we'll all be eagerly awaiting your return."

[To say he was caught off guard was an understatement. It was odd. Any similar sentiment from someone older than him felt like an eternity ago, how long had it been since he was pulled into a similar hug? Since living in Sinnoh? Was it really that much time between?]

[Nathaniel was pulled away from the ache that was starting to settle in his chest as Yuko spoke, the distant hollow feeling followed by a return to the warm present as he laughed.]

It's like a competition between you and Gabe to see who beats him up first!

Between you and me, it might be you though. You live in Hoenn, it's only a train ride away or so.

Not that it would stop Gabe of course, heh.

[He took the omamori into his hands, twirling it in the light as took in all the little details in growing admiration. After a few moments he held it firmly in his hand, as if afraid to let it potentially get lost.]

I... thanks. You really picked me to believe in, and it means a lot. You've been there for me a good bit, and...

[His smile wavered as he wiped his face with his sleeve.]

It means a lot, really.

[Knowing now he could actually-finally-return the gesture, he pulls Yuko into another tight hug.]

Thanks for believing in me.

[askanoddpikachu]

(Yuko@???) Yuko approaches the Pikachu with a smile, crouching down to get more on his level. "Oh, it's been a while since I've been able to talk with a Pikachu again. Do you like being a Pikachu? Or do you have any plans to evolve perhaps?"

“Oh, uh,” Kumori thought about it for a moment. While he liked being a pikachu, there were advantages to evolving. “Yes, i would like to evolve eventually, but it’ll definitely be a long time before that happens. Unfortunately, evolution stones are a little difficult to come by, but that’s okay. If i ever find one, though, I would certainly evolve.”

[ @crewel-intentions , @destino-and-co ]

[the-feral-one]

(Yuko to Legion and Walter) "Oh, what a lovely couple you two make! Have you been together long? Do you plan on getting married at all?"

Walter's voice was quiet as he spoke, as he didn't want to wake Legion, who had fallen asleep with her head on his shoulder. Both were still in their mega forms.

Walter: "Even if it hasn't been a long time between our first encounter and where we are at the moment, we don't let that stop us from showing how much we love each other~"

He felt Legion moving a little and waited for her to become comfortable before continuing.

Walter: "After we managed to get through some quite difficult battles against some equally-as-difficult adversaries, I.. ..surprised her with the proposal~ So yes - we are going to get married~ About when we plan on doing so, that is most likely going to be part of the decision made between ourselves and the others that we came here with. We do hope that, when it does come around, that we make the most of it~ They do say that weddings are the happiest days of your life.. ..so we hope that it's the same for us too~"

The Malamar looked up at Yuko with a gentle smile on his beak.

Walter: "When both me and Legion's mega evolutions wear off, we'll be making our way back to Lumiose with the others that we came here with. We'll be happy to return to Lumiose after meeting so many new friends here, alongside our encounters with the Magi too, and we'll also not forget their generosity too~ I'm.. ..unsure if we'll get to see them again.. ..but, if the opportunity arises again, we shall make our way back here."

[shaymincafe]

Silvan @ all three: At the sight of the group of Shaymin, Silvan arched their back a little, the fur there fluffing up. They had never seen creatures like that, and could hardly identify any of them as Shaymin until they looked closer. What they did notice, however, is all three appeared to be in their 'sky' formes.

"Hello," they greeted with caution, trying not to act rude, especially in the presence of Shaymes. Something about their almost angelic appearence felt God-like.

"You uh, appear to be in your 'sky forme's', right?" they hoped they were getting that right, "isn't that supposed to only be a day time thing? How come you are all in it at night, if you don't mind me asking?"

Cherry looked down at the approaching Eevee with a curious expression as she glanced them over before offering a fanged grin to Silvan. "You are correct, we are in our sky formes," she said. "I don't fault you for becoming confused though. Our states are certainly unique compared to our kin."

"The answer varies a bit between each of us. Mine's the simplest. I am nocturnal, so my sky-land cycle is different than the typical Shaymin. When the sun rises, I will revert to my land forme, and will be unable to transform again until night falls."

"And as for our resident light bulb over here..."

".... yeah. He's just built like that. Must be that holy energy of his or something that lets him do it. Your guess is really as good as mine on that front."

@crewel-intentions // @asksilvan

[crewel-intentions]

(@ask-fishy-Keldeo) (Keldeo @ Yuko)

Keldeo: I must admit that I prefer to see a former criminal atoning for their crimes instead of rotting in jail. Even if yours are… much more extreme than what I normally deal with. I understand that you did many regrettable things while in Team Rocket, but was there anything you did that you’re proud of? Such as helping someone out or rescuing them?

Yuko considers this for a long moment, her brows furrowing.

"Unfortunately, during my time in Team Rocket, most of what I did was deplorable. However, I am quite proud of helping to use my money and connections to found the Mossdeep Space Center. Towards the end, right before I got caught, I did sneak around and help some of our imprisoned pokemon escape. I just wish I'd been brave enough to try to rebel and leave earlier so I could have done more good..."

[crewel-intentions]

(@askthewhiterocket) "Ah!" Kyo quickly approached Yuko as she spotted her across the beach. "You're... Yuko, yes? I recognize you from the tournament in Sinnoh," Kyo said, rubbing her hand as subconsciously from where the recalled the bruise left behind from clocking Alan square in the jaw after that whole ordeal. "It's good to see some other somewhat familiar faces amidst the crowd and to meet more of Nathaniel's friends." Kyo paused, realizing she was rubbing her hand, before extending it to Yuko for a handshake. "I should probably introduce myself. Second Lieutenant Kyo Writer, pleased to meet you." She fumbled awkwardly for a moment, realizing how formal that sounded. "A-Ah but you can just call me Kyo. The whole title is a mouthful."

Yuko smiled brightly as Kyo approached her, recognition sparking in her eyes.

"Ah, hello again! It's a pleasure to see you again. Any friend of Nathaniel's is a friend of mine, especially one willing to give his disgraceful father the karmic justice he deserves," she tittered.

She took Kyo's hand in her own, shaking it firmly. One eyebrow raised a bit in surprise, but she remained smiling.

"Second Lieutenant, you say? How prestigious. I'm sure it's very well deserved; you seem incredible smart and capable, if you'll excuse my forwardness. My name is Yuko Akiyama. I used to be an executive, but those days are far behind me and are far less honorable. It's wonderful to officially make your acquaintance."

( @askthewhiterocket )

[crewel-intentions]

(@shaymincafe) Shaythulu stares at Yuko for a few beats before tapping its feet to the sand in a rhythmic manner. It pauses, letting out a sound that can only be described as the drowned screams of the damned in a lake of molten sulfur, before it resumes tapping its feet and gives a little spin. It then points at Yuko with one of its leg.

Perhaps it's asking if she likes to dance...?

Yuko watches the unusual Shaymin for a moment, blinking in surprise at the sound it make before it continues its pantomime. She strokes her chin contemplatively, taking a moment to figure out the charade. All of a sudden, it dawns on her and she kneels down to get closer to its level.

"Oh! Do I like to dance? Is that what you're trying to ask?"

She thinks for a moment.

"I don't get the opportunity to dance very often, and I wouldn't call myself good at it, but I do like to dance, yes," she answers with a smile. She holds one hand out towards its paw. "Would you care for a dance?"

( @shaymincafe )